Message from @Nekophile

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2017-02-03 20:23:57 UTC  

only memers as it seems

2017-02-03 20:25:06 UTC  

mayonaise is just egg + shit ton of oil (usualy some vinegar/mustard to help the emulsifying process)

2017-02-03 20:25:16 UTC  

for those who spoke about it before

2017-02-03 20:25:20 UTC  

thx

2017-02-03 20:26:01 UTC  

can be made in 1-3 minutes with stickblender and pint glass

2017-02-03 20:30:39 UTC  

I don't get how it can be so fucking fattening

2017-02-03 20:30:51 UTC  

It has to be a shitton of oil

2017-02-03 20:31:02 UTC  

that there is 1 egg and around 3-4 cups of oil

2017-02-03 20:31:11 UTC  

or more depending on things

2017-02-03 20:31:41 UTC  

half litre of oil for 2 eggs

2017-02-03 20:31:45 UTC  

if even that is enough

2017-02-03 20:32:55 UTC  

restaurants usualy use only the yolk of the egg

2017-02-03 20:33:12 UTC  

tyhen throw some limejuice/best white vinegar house hass there

2017-02-03 20:33:26 UTC  

some pepper and shit ton of oil

2017-02-03 20:34:37 UTC  

industrial (those readytubes of mayonaise) have shit ton of preservatives to keep it emulsified

2017-02-03 20:35:18 UTC  

vegan versions have soya & pean protein to act as the "egg"

2017-02-03 20:36:15 UTC  

was making a joke about mayonnaise sandwiches but `kay

2017-02-03 20:36:33 UTC  

there is no joking with autism

2017-02-03 20:36:43 UTC  

(and yeah this belongs to off-topic my bad)

2017-02-03 20:36:58 UTC  

just wanted to share the knowledge

2017-02-03 20:37:06 UTC  

were all thankfull

2017-02-03 20:37:21 UTC  

is cool brahs, i like kenji lopez-alt and serious eats too (his vid about mayonnaise was such great)

2017-02-03 20:37:29 UTC  

(also the ratio is 1/1 and half eggs per 1 cup (~2.5 DL) of oil

2017-02-03 20:37:50 UTC  

i have done this for living so

2017-02-03 20:37:51 UTC  

thats why

2017-02-03 20:38:07 UTC  

americuck and jappers alike have lost the capacity to home-make simple sauces

2017-02-03 20:38:08 UTC  

and yeah kenji is damn good at what he does

2017-02-03 20:38:38 UTC  

half the things in the jap grocer are some permutation of sugar, sake, vinegar, dashi and soy sauce

2017-02-03 20:38:41 UTC  

in different ratios

2017-02-03 20:39:12 UTC  

mixing miso + soy sauce + smth else often results in smth good though

2017-02-03 20:39:26 UTC  

i cringe when ppl harp on about how great frank's redhot is >_<

2017-02-03 20:39:36 UTC  

how do you make mayonaise for a living?

2017-02-03 20:39:47 UTC  

made food for living

2017-02-03 20:39:53 UTC  

yeah not denying that, but, it's silly that people insist on buying premade bottles of stuff

2017-02-03 20:39:55 UTC  

ah k

2017-02-03 20:40:00 UTC  

hotel restaurant.. burgers have mayo on them

2017-02-03 20:40:06 UTC  

homemade chilimayo and such

2017-02-03 20:40:22 UTC  

nothing beats fresh mayonnaise

2017-02-03 20:40:25 UTC  

sound nice

2017-02-03 20:40:28 UTC  

(see what i did there)

2017-02-03 20:40:46 UTC  

nagas were from our own bush when we had them ..most of the time we needed to order from local grower