i for one am glad for the round-eye mutation that allows for milk and dairy products to be easily consumed by me and my superior laowai bretheren

this is what i think to myself every morning, as i consume my daily slice of kraft cheese single with wonder bread. /s

and, on my days of fancy, i may opt for a mild spreadable, such as hellmans mayonaise. i enjoy it along with my mountain dew and Big Mac american hamburger dessert

mayonaise does have dairy?

http://i.imgur.com/MlTlAOu.png

yeah wanst mayonaise made from egg?

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everything i order is here

what meme do i get now

http://i.imgur.com/UMrvax8.png i dont think this is true tbh

the displays?

lol that umbrella

wasnt there an anon that bought one of these? i think I remember one about 2-3 weeks ago

i meant the buyers who bought this item also bought part

only memers as it seems

mayonaise is just egg + shit ton of oil (usualy some vinegar/mustard to help the emulsifying process)

for those who spoke about it before

thx

can be made in 1-3 minutes with stickblender and pint glass

I don't get how it can be so fucking fattening

It has to be a shitton of oil

that there is 1 egg and around 3-4 cups of oil

or more depending on things

half litre of oil for 2 eggs

if even that is enough

restaurants usualy use only the yolk of the egg

tyhen throw some limejuice/best white vinegar house hass there

some pepper and shit ton of oil

industrial (those readytubes of mayonaise) have shit ton of preservatives to keep it emulsified

vegan versions have soya & pean protein to act as the "egg"

was making a joke about mayonnaise sandwiches but `kay

there is no joking with autism

(and yeah this belongs to off-topic my bad)

just wanted to share the knowledge

were all thankfull

is cool brahs, i like kenji lopez-alt and serious eats too (his vid about mayonnaise was such great)

(also the ratio is 1/1 and half eggs per 1 cup (~2.5 DL) of oil

i have done this for living so

thats why

americuck and jappers alike have lost the capacity to home-make simple sauces

and yeah kenji is damn good at what he does