I can't live without blowjobs

@sydtko cracking open a cold one literally means like have a beer with

But it also can mean like be friendly with

@LustrousMandrill hecc

I put it in quotes so the be friendly with was the clear meaning

You don't even drink beer

Tru

Yeah, I've heard the expression a lot of times

I'm going to kill you

@Danacrag what do you mean hecc

I'm using the figurative meaning

I don't drink beer either
Alcohol is disgusting

You fuckwit

I literally just said that

@LustrousMandrill that you cant love without blow jobs is just a very bold claim

It's not literal

Says the girl that believes in catholic metaphysics @Danacrag

But I probably wouldn't want to be in a long term relationship with someone who doesn't give blowjobs

Also I dony drink beer or any alcohol. I'm too scared to even drink the Holy Blood of Our Lord during Communion

Point is I've never been real deep friends with any women

@Deleted User cute avi.

What are you scared of

Spilling it

I don't want a relationship with someone who can't meet a certain friend standard

Unless it's a jealousy cum

Neither do I

Then you wouldn't have dated cis women

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I have to be close friends with someone before I would consider being in a relationship with them

Non women can't be friends with cis Women

It's not possible

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I have evidence to the contrary

I don't think you do

The issue is that there are differnt types of love. People now a days think they will find comradery and fraternity in a female partner. Where they will actually find eros and familial love.

Translate that from gibberish please

Do you want to murder dogs because white girls keep having sex with them?

No that's actually hot

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Making us look like zoophiles again, smh

I disavow