Message from @Birdie

Discord ID: 283912044866961408


2017-02-22 09:44:40 UTC  

YES

2017-02-22 09:44:49 UTC  

FUCK WHY DO i HAVE AN EXAM TOMORROW

2017-02-22 09:48:30 UTC  

Exciting

2017-02-22 10:24:58 UTC  

/POL/ WAS RIGHT AGAIN

2017-02-22 10:28:05 UTC  

Are you guys aware of that product 'soylent' that ironically names itself after a disgusting fictional food thats made out of people

2017-02-22 10:41:21 UTC  

gasp

2017-02-22 10:41:29 UTC  

this is the first I've heard of it

2017-02-22 10:41:46 UTC  

It contains 25% daily value of everything, and seems to taste like shit and be made mostly out of soybean

2017-02-22 10:41:49 UTC  

its a health drink

2017-02-22 10:41:55 UTC  

i guess they have flavors now

2017-02-22 10:42:11 UTC  

also people did vlogs where they talk about living off nothing but soylent and they shit water and smell really bad

2017-02-22 10:43:47 UTC  

some dude went on solely that for a month

2017-02-22 10:43:58 UTC  

he got depressed, had bad shits and just felt bad overall

2017-02-22 10:44:09 UTC  

great

2017-02-22 10:44:20 UTC  

can't really replace the joy of eating solid food, texture and all

2017-02-22 10:44:37 UTC  

I binged on fruit shakes for a week

2017-02-22 10:44:43 UTC  

nothing but fruit shakes

2017-02-22 10:44:52 UTC  

Soylent is so good it makes you realize how shitty your life is

2017-02-22 10:45:01 UTC  

fucking garlic bread made me cry with flavor and texture despite being so shit

2017-02-22 10:45:06 UTC  

You can get the other 75% of your daily value from a metal slug that you put in the roof of your mouth

2017-02-22 10:45:41 UTC  

i love garlic bread

2017-02-22 10:45:52 UTC  

well so do I

2017-02-22 10:46:11 UTC  

just shit bread, shit butter, shit garlic

2017-02-22 10:46:35 UTC  

but the feeling of having something with that texture, taste, temperature and scent

2017-02-22 10:48:13 UTC  

having little texture and teeth use, then eating simple garlic bread brought a tear to my eye

2017-02-22 10:52:33 UTC  

i took soylent for a month

2017-02-22 10:52:36 UTC  

I missed food

2017-02-22 10:59:15 UTC  

OH GOD

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/283915606749741065/unknown.png

2017-02-22 10:59:19 UTC  

RIPE

2017-02-22 10:59:21 UTC  

FOR

2017-02-22 10:59:25 UTC  

S C A M S

2017-02-22 10:59:25 UTC  

C

2017-02-22 10:59:26 UTC  

A

2017-02-22 10:59:27 UTC  

M

2017-02-22 10:59:27 UTC  

S

2017-02-22 10:59:41 UTC  

oh no

is soylent cheap at least

2017-02-22 11:04:43 UTC  

if you're only using soylent, 3 days worth of soylent (100% daily value) seems to cost $34

2017-02-22 11:04:49 UTC  

So not particularly?

i could buy 15 days worth of food for that much