>he says he bought the ink locally

Someone on the internet went and bought something because I told them to wtf

It's called being easy to convince.

I'm still totally puzzled by this bag.

Oh well.

It won't even fit over my head fucking assholes

Should have just packed a rope

Make it out of human hair. I can dig that spooky touch

Also very fitting for China.

I wish they had sent me something cool.

Like a meteor hammer or someshit

Fucking chinks

Then I can break my own legs instead

I only have phone screens on the way atm it's so boring

They sent you SARS

Chicken Flu

H1N1

ANA1

H1Z1

Shit game

>Not free samples of cheap cialis v1agra

thanks email spam

Damn I'd take chink Viagra in a heartbeat

There's some on Aliex.

Probably one of my last heartbeats tho

I would if it got you high as fuck

All I want is bitches! Big Booty bitches!

I'll just take pills that give me a chance to die

Literally any pills would do that

The question you're looking for is quantity

Any of you guys ever had long distance friendships?

What kind of friendship?

Well

Okay

Ever had long distance relationships

Oh, a gf.

How far?

Is probably what I should have asked

Well any distance where you couldn't see them in person

It's really shitty. Either make some srs plans to meet up or just don't bother.

yeah I'm not in one, I'm just asking