^THIS GUY IS SUCH A FAG HE WANTS A BUTTERFLY ON HIS KNIFE

GOOD GOD

just ask a seller on the dull/practise blade listings if they'll send it with a sharpened blade

liable to get fucked by customs though

why;s that

depending on country/state theyre illegal af

even trainers?

customs is still gonna open the package and go "yep thats a balisong lol"

buy a srm / ganzo folder

i don't want it for the knife function

I want a glorified autism spinner

then buy a fucking autism spinner

Just bought one of those scalp massagers

asked the seller to draw a :^) on the package

better do it if he wants 5 stars please

I don't wanna autism spinner I want a butterfly knife to spin around

buy one with a hair comb

get a butterfly hair comb

DON'T BUY SCALP MASSAGERS, I HAD TO WATCH MY GRAN USE IT AND SHE CAME ON THE SEATS!!

this is reminding me of those karambits that are actually hex wrenches

going to massage my head into an ahegao

spin pens or something nigga

>hex wrenches

that is hilarious

when are we weaponizing imperial units

youre gonna mug me? big mistake fuckboy

ill fucking tighten your nuts

oh wait it folds

holy shit

I'm dying

If you owned 4chan, what would you do with it?

sell it

lets say you just bought it

So I ordered something over a month ago, it said it was "delivered" in California (I don't live in Cali) when I asked the seller they said it was a mixup in the tracking system and that it was still on it's way. That was two weeks ago and it still hasn't arrived. Chances I'm being chinked?

balisong with bits and an extendable bit head

DrunkOctopus, you got chinked, bud.

Don't worry though!

Just send a message saying "I know where you work..."

and it'll be there by mid-afternoon

I'll wait til there's a week left in the protection then open a dispute

and cry until I get my money back