Message from @42N

Discord ID: 296594654269407233


2017-03-29 10:29:57 UTC  

it is a more worthy pc release than the original pc release

2017-03-29 10:30:28 UTC  

with online mp too

2017-03-29 10:32:46 UTC  

>apply for front-end engineer position in Berlin
>tfw get the job
>first day comes
>literally don't know HTML,CSS or JavaScript
>"Hey Anon, we need a new dashboard for our SaaS product, could you design one on Photoshop and then code it in Angular ?"
>"U-u-gh, yea sure no problemo"
>tfw I don't know what angular is
>decide to get a free dashboard theme with a psd file, fork the source, and change it so I don't fail a code review
>forking took 2 hours
>submit it in 3 days so they don't get suspicious
>"Hey Anon, the investors LOVE the design of the new dashboard, take the day off, you deserve it :)"
>"ugh thanks"
>tfw Its 7 months and they still don't know that the dashboard code was copy-pasted from a free dashboard
>tfw getting paid $80k + $7k in bonuses

How long until they find out ?

2017-03-29 10:33:13 UTC  

你好

2017-03-29 10:33:54 UTC  

>implying you can't alternate between inside and outside

2017-03-29 10:35:31 UTC  

>play Turok Dinosaur Hunter
>get to final boss
>it's this jabroni

2017-03-29 10:35:57 UTC  

you guys ever had a light gun for ps1/2?

2017-03-29 10:36:13 UTC  

never had one but always wanted one

2017-03-29 10:36:48 UTC  

because there was this one game about dinosaurs, set in a forest, that used the lightgun but had an fps control scheme

2017-03-29 10:37:01 UTC  

fucking took me forever how to get to play it

2017-03-29 10:38:56 UTC  

Vampire Night took me 6 years to finish

2017-03-29 10:39:31 UTC  

oh shit yeah this is it

2017-03-29 10:40:03 UTC  

wait, no

2017-03-29 10:40:08 UTC  

I'm thinking of Dino Crisis

2017-03-29 10:40:12 UTC  

thanks for pointing that out

2017-03-29 10:40:27 UTC  

or is it

2017-03-29 10:40:28 UTC  

fuck

2017-03-29 10:40:56 UTC  

fuck I can't remember

2017-03-29 10:41:01 UTC  

then no, it's neither of these games

2017-03-29 10:41:06 UTC  

well it had "dino" in it

2017-03-29 10:41:16 UTC  

a fucking FPS with a gun con

2017-03-29 10:43:20 UTC  

damn now I wanna go back to the arcades in early 2000

2017-03-29 10:43:58 UTC  

I totally fucking could with my local arcade

2017-03-29 10:44:11 UTC  

boss and I know each other

2017-03-29 10:44:51 UTC  

what games to run though, average customers are either 8-15 or 25+

2017-03-29 10:44:59 UTC  

been wanting ddr for the longest time there

2017-03-29 10:46:08 UTC  

haha, clever

2017-03-29 10:46:48 UTC  

never had access to any arcades, living in the middle of fucking nowhere

2017-03-29 10:46:50 UTC  

would we have to pay royalties for running such old software, though?

2017-03-29 10:47:20 UTC  

I'd imagine no

2017-03-29 10:47:34 UTC  

true

2017-03-29 10:47:51 UTC  

damn we could really use metal slug

2017-03-29 10:47:57 UTC  

a game anyone can play

2017-03-29 10:48:11 UTC  

hell yeah

2017-03-29 10:49:01 UTC  

fuck me I can get rich quick this way

2017-03-29 10:49:24 UTC  

build cabinets, lease to arcade, get a portion of money back

2017-03-29 10:49:36 UTC  

could pay itself in a month

2017-03-29 10:50:17 UTC  

they got their own token system, they basically borrow old timezone machines

2017-03-29 10:51:15 UTC  

well to be fair, mdf is crazy cheap to come by considering material costs. The real kicker for me is software and whatever to coat the mdf with

2017-03-29 10:51:57 UTC  

this makes me want to order chinkshit

2017-03-29 10:53:04 UTC  

that's one issue, too, the game list