Message from @transience

Discord ID: 302240047514517504


2017-04-13 20:28:09 UTC  

condensation

2017-04-13 20:28:34 UTC  

secret chemicals

2017-04-13 20:28:41 UTC  

chinese conspiracy

2017-04-13 20:29:02 UTC  

what about your 3 other phones

2017-04-13 20:58:28 UTC  

scam

2017-04-13 20:58:59 UTC  

that or they have some unseen technology in those

2017-04-13 20:59:14 UTC  

500W >check those cables

2017-04-13 21:00:20 UTC  

at 12v they would need to drive those at 41 A

2017-04-13 21:01:01 UTC  

(and yes i pulled 12v out of my ass due thats normal car voltage + they dont have any stated specs but that "500w"

2017-04-13 21:08:38 UTC  

>binmer

2017-04-13 21:08:55 UTC  

because the bin is exactly where they belong

2017-04-13 21:18:13 UTC  

Because they have no friends and wanted the chink to send an affectionate dear friend message

2017-04-13 23:07:43 UTC  

ok so what are these exactly

2017-04-13 23:07:53 UTC  

teabags or some kind of vagina infection thing

2017-04-13 23:08:04 UTC  

diy yeast infection

2017-04-13 23:08:16 UTC  

pussy brew

2017-04-14 00:02:18 UTC  

saradomin brew

2017-04-14 00:33:38 UTC  

>virginal douche tea
lmao you can't make this up

2017-04-14 00:34:02 UTC  

>The brand is Bang De Li. Very good selling in Russia.
<:thonk:288060975775612929>

2017-04-14 00:34:21 UTC  

>Take one Virginal Douche Tea bag, add about 750ml boiling water to brew, Fumigate vulva, clean vagina.

2017-04-14 00:34:52 UTC  

who doesn't want virginal cancer

2017-04-14 00:50:00 UTC  

Seems like lots of Russians buy this stuff

2017-04-14 00:58:14 UTC  

> fumigate vulva

2017-04-14 02:17:02 UTC  

my 64GB maccas drive is kill

2017-04-14 02:17:07 UTC  

rip

2017-04-14 02:17:21 UTC  

maccas drive through?

2017-04-14 02:48:02 UTC  

hi

2017-04-14 02:48:08 UTC  

i got my chink shit in today

2017-04-14 02:48:51 UTC  

soon™ i'll make a review of my set up

2017-04-14 02:48:58 UTC  

but i'll have to get a chink device first

2017-04-14 02:49:01 UTC  

phone*

2017-04-14 05:41:58 UTC  

LG phones a shit

2017-04-14 05:42:27 UTC  

I don't think any of them last longer than 6 months

2017-04-14 05:42:52 UTC  

can't compete fast enough with samsung tbh

2017-04-14 05:43:11 UTC  

My sister replaced 3 of them in a year, although she said she runs them hot

2017-04-14 05:43:16 UTC  

until they shutdown

2017-04-14 05:43:26 UTC  

then one of my korean workers just had one malfunction entirely

2017-04-14 05:44:00 UTC  

an old one of mine hasn't shit the bed

2017-04-14 05:44:10 UTC  

but it's ridiculously slow by today's standards