edc multi purpose tool

with 50cm long titanium rods

^

also titanium chopsticks

autitanism

okay that was bad

and i feel bad

goddamit now i want to buy titanium chopsticks

cause ??? i dunno

https://www.banggood.com/99_5-High-Purity-10mm-Cube-Titanium-Ti-Metal-Carved-Element-Periodic-Table-Cube-p-1060443.html?rmmds=search

thats pretty neat if they sold whole set

cool

(10x10x10mm high purity uranium to your doorstep)

>hear doorbell
>some guy in a rad suit
>says he's the postman
>think nothing of it and signs for delivery
>he leaves
>open box
>hair starts falling off
>see content
>smile with a toothless grin
>it's my high purity 10x10x10mm uranium cube
another addition to my collection

gasses and liquids ofc in glass-containers

for radioactive shit?? protective glass containers

needs to be pretty good ones tho

most of materials would come as empty

due half-life

"there was X"

>order helium
>it comes mixed with two parts of oxygen

>order helium

>starts floating away

well there goes my collection

all metals crash to neodymium cube

>order neodymium cube
>it's for my collection of elements
>finally in its rightful place
>all metals crash to cube
>put on ceremonial hat
>katamari damacy starts playing

i kinda want to buy autism spinner

<:kms:311152554618912768>

do it

buy cashmere socks instead

want to pay extra for shipping, buy one from me

inb4 the chink one still turns up faster than yours with paid shipping

@Tervy you mean programming socks? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

the extra for shipping means my cut from the resale

blasted which city u live in? <:thonk:288060975775612929>

any bluetooth headphones?

your mothers city

delivery only, no face to face

<:alismirk:230784726615588865>

get returnadress from packet >come to visit anyway

:P