Message from @Silent

Discord ID: 322012364004392960


2017-06-07 13:59:20 UTC  

you might be able to relate to how painful it is to try to use a dirty keyboard

2017-06-07 13:59:33 UTC  

especially when you're a slob and you eat and drink near it

2017-06-07 14:00:11 UTC  

what the fuck am i looking at

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/322011863267409931/Steelseries-Shift-1.png

2017-06-07 14:00:13 UTC  

but with the Shift, you can pop the top off with all the keys, get a toothbrush, scrub it over the kitchen sink

2017-06-07 14:00:20 UTC  

you can take that off

2017-06-07 14:00:24 UTC  

The fuck is that

2017-06-07 14:00:25 UTC  

that is the top part of the keyboard.

2017-06-07 14:00:33 UTC  

Is thatv the accordion of keyboards

2017-06-07 14:00:43 UTC  

the bottom part is just domes

2017-06-07 14:00:56 UTC  

it folds up but that's not what I like it for

2017-06-07 14:01:02 UTC  

I'm thinking really hard right now <:thonk:288060975775612929>

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/322012080855318528/20160927141812_steelseries_shift_cataclysm.png

2017-06-07 14:01:08 UTC  

I like it because all the keys come off with it.

2017-06-07 14:01:17 UTC  

yea like that. see. if theyre dirty, all you do is pop that off

2017-06-07 14:01:26 UTC  

get a toothbrush and scrub all the grime away

2017-06-07 14:01:32 UTC  

then wipe it up and put it back on

2017-06-07 14:01:34 UTC  

Biggest meme in the industry

2017-06-07 14:01:35 UTC  

Put it in the dishwasher more like

2017-06-07 14:01:44 UTC  

That's ridiculous

2017-06-07 14:01:51 UTC  

no need to individually take out the keys

2017-06-07 14:02:00 UTC  

as i'm assuming what is done with other keyboards

2017-06-07 14:02:10 UTC  

What if you decide you want an AZERTY keyboard one day

2017-06-07 14:02:11 UTC  

You're fucked

2017-06-07 14:02:14 UTC  

or if it's a disposable keyboard

2017-06-07 14:02:21 UTC  

you would throw it out if it was too dirty

2017-06-07 14:02:47 UTC  

Is there such a thing as a cheap mechanical bluetooth keyboard, or do I only get to choose 2

2017-06-07 14:03:05 UTC  

i dont know why i would want an AZERTY keyboard one day

2017-06-07 14:03:26 UTC  

oh and those 'game-specific' keypads are silly

2017-06-07 14:04:05 UTC  

seems complicated. i just rinse mine in the sink

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/322012845195657216/image.jpg

2017-06-07 14:04:25 UTC  

there's a program you can use to map out macros specific to the Shift if you really needed to, even if you didn't have the silly WoW laminated one.

2017-06-07 14:04:27 UTC  

>bluetooth
Enjoy your k/d going to shit with +0.1ms response times

2017-06-07 14:04:41 UTC  

that's washable?

2017-06-07 14:05:37 UTC  

pretty much, i put glue where the cable connects and use in the bathtub :^)

2017-06-07 14:05:48 UTC  

yolo

2017-06-07 14:05:57 UTC  

Only downside with JHWHs keyboard it sounds like a cow getting raped by a coffee mug when you type

2017-06-07 14:06:00 UTC  

>not shitposting while taking comfy bath
come on

2017-06-07 14:06:18 UTC  

dont have a bathtub

2017-06-07 14:07:16 UTC  

i meant relaxing bath, not yours

2017-06-07 14:07:40 UTC  

I just want it to take it with me when I go to work

2017-06-07 14:08:25 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/322013934246821888/IMG_20170607_220756.jpg

2017-06-07 14:08:34 UTC  

I wish chinks made good convertibles

2017-06-07 14:08:48 UTC  

>sideways mouse
is this real?