oh it's because I'm snipping out the jay chou at the start

editing in progress

there's literally a dispatch faster button on the gearbest app

but what does it actually do <:chink:323022148870602752>

whips gook

"shipment arranged"

okay I guesd

Why goybest are so slow to send packages

seems like in Ali they are a lot faster

if you manually click it 666 times it will summon your personal chink demon of the luck

I clicked it 6 times, it just said server error

The first time it worked though

also, maths

@hale You're only supposed to press it once!

What have you done

RIP Cathy from gearbest

Each time you press the button worker get electrocuted

and if you repeat it

shock is stronger

until worker die

then you get error message

and wait for new kid-worker

why they even implemented that dispatch faster button

makes gwailo happy

just like a tracking number

to make us wonder about it,while they chink you in other ways

chink mind-games

they are getting gud ad this gejm

Success!

I think they are getting better with customer service and not trying to chink

Maybe Jack Ma have tamed them because they won't get their money by cheating

yeah i charge-back any whore that tries to chink me. but really,there is no benefit to being known as "worse version of aliexpress" so maybe they really try to improve.

@𝕄𝕚𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕚 you mean gearbest?

yep

are they invidual sellers in goybest or just 1 company selling all the items

inviduals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c8u9nae550

Does anyone use Dealextreme anymore? I remember to order my first chink shits there in like 2008 or something

does this work darkies?

It woorks