I may have to resort to eating packaging of all the orders for a few days

here's an idea

edible packaging

im eating toast and patte saving for crap

paper is technically edible

You can eat gravel if you're so inclined.

Doesn't mean it's terribly nutritious.

if youre brave even indian food

@fuckthapolice yeeeeeeeeeeah but it was in the hands of dirty postal workers of the world

theres a thing called cardboard steak

you fry a piece of cardboard and bam

eating good

also I work for a post office

AMA

Where's my shit?

i used to work for a post office

shit job

@fuckthapolice did you see the toast sandwitch

dont think so

toasted bread slice between two regular bread slices. its a thing

oh that thing

@kontroll probably dropped under the sorting machine

british cuisine

yeah lol

don't worry, someone will find it in a month

Looking for a nice wallet 🕵

i just got my paycheck and im really conflicted

i need a car and a pc

but look at all the chink shit

holy fuck are you me

I need a car and a pc upgrade

but then I open up aliexpress/goybest/etc

and I watch my bank account scream in pain

_and I like it_

i only have like 4k saved

and my car is on its last legs

and i cant work on my piece of shiut laptop

i want to build an electric goped

tfw poor

@Goa doesn't xiaomi make one

or one of their 600 sister companies