Message from @transience

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2017-08-13 06:53:18 UTC  

tbh

2017-08-13 06:53:28 UTC  

amazon logistics is literally random people with a van

2017-08-13 06:53:49 UTC  

who can live with shit hours for shit pay

2017-08-13 06:53:54 UTC  

in the US they're great

2017-08-13 06:54:17 UTC  

unlimited free prime trials, instant refunds on anything under 500, no new customer verifications if you have half a brain

2017-08-13 06:54:35 UTC  

in the UK, they're quite controversial for their ethics and delivery can run as late as 8pm

2017-08-13 06:54:51 UTC  

same here but thats the shipping company

2017-08-13 06:54:52 UTC  

might be even later

2017-08-13 06:55:08 UTC  

UPS cut off has been 8pm for as long as I can remember and i've been autistically f5ing tracking numbers from child

2017-08-13 06:55:12 UTC  

amazon *is* the shipping company here

2017-08-13 06:55:17 UTC  

they hire their own drivers

2017-08-13 06:55:27 UTC  

they do that in the cities here in the US

2017-08-13 06:56:01 UTC  

i know for certain they do it in manhattan from experience and don't do it in any one of a 100 suburbs so its just where its more profitable

2017-08-13 06:56:32 UTC  

ups is very reliable so if its cheaper to use them they dont roll out their own delivery but ofc its easier to just pay some guy to do deliveries in manhattan

2017-08-13 06:56:39 UTC  

amazon isn't really a thing here

2017-08-13 06:56:55 UTC  

you can get a delivery any day but sunday

2017-08-13 06:57:14 UTC  

amazon almost fucked up a refund for me once...

2017-08-13 06:57:17 UTC  

from main postal services here like nz post/ nz couriers, mainfrieght etc

2017-08-13 06:57:27 UTC  

that's the one thing I like about amazon though

2017-08-13 06:57:33 UTC  

they do sunday delivery

2017-08-13 06:57:37 UTC  

at no extra cost

2017-08-13 06:57:56 UTC  

I ordered a dog statue. It arrived broken. I go through the motions of a return, I ship back the fragments, get refund, shipping tracking says amazon got it.

2017-08-13 06:57:58 UTC  

do you mean a return or a "refund"

2017-08-13 06:58:00 UTC  

months go by...

2017-08-13 06:58:03 UTC  

return

2017-08-13 06:58:10 UTC  

alright

2017-08-13 06:58:27 UTC  

I got an email from amazon saying they didn't receive it and I would be charged

2017-08-13 06:58:51 UTC  

thats so odd, it was fulfilled? are you in the US?

2017-08-13 06:59:04 UTC  

I open ticket. Representative looks at the case and says it was a very tragic technical error and would be fixed.

2017-08-13 06:59:09 UTC  

I still got charged.

2017-08-13 06:59:15 UTC  

I open a second ticket.

2017-08-13 06:59:40 UTC  

they will literally instantly refund you on any item below 500 with out you sending it back so them letting a legitimate return go awry is very out of the norm

2017-08-13 06:59:42 UTC  

Representative apologizes for the extreme error.

2017-08-13 06:59:55 UTC  

I finally get refund for yoga dog statuette. the end.

2017-08-13 07:00:24 UTC  

"Representative apologizes for the extreme error."
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2017-08-13 07:01:06 UTC  

their phone bound pajeets are hilarious

2017-08-13 07:01:22 UTC  

"wtf are you i want to speak to an american" they actually transfer you to an american

2017-08-13 07:01:59 UTC  

or is it phillipinos now? i think thats where most of the call centers are these days

2017-08-13 07:02:01 UTC  

thankfully this was all over their online messaging

2017-08-13 07:02:08 UTC  

"Please know that this situation was a result of a combination of technical and human errors; and in no way did we intend for this to happen."