Message from @kaetaa

Discord ID: 350483689504768001


2017-08-24 23:59:33 UTC  

you need to unlock the kernel

2017-08-24 23:59:44 UTC  

step 1 is rm rf

2017-08-24 23:59:49 UTC  

1080p is fine but it needs to be OLED <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2017-08-25 00:00:11 UTC  

its 4k you moron

2017-08-25 00:00:17 UTC  

but of course you wouldnt have known

2017-08-25 00:05:49 UTC  

4k screen

2017-08-25 00:05:52 UTC  

whyd you need that

2017-08-25 00:08:12 UTC  

^

2017-08-25 01:20:31 UTC  

God help us

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/350449329841897472/Screenshot_20170825-022003.png

2017-08-25 01:21:03 UTC  

Some things were never meant to be searched

2017-08-25 01:21:11 UTC  

Mistakes were made

2017-08-25 01:21:18 UTC  

beast is coming 🔥

2017-08-25 03:32:40 UTC  

anyone ever buy chink electric transportation stuff like electric scooter/skateboard

2017-08-25 03:32:46 UTC  

or even those meme "hoverboard" shits

2017-08-25 03:34:37 UTC  

you should buy xiaomi scooter

2017-08-25 03:34:40 UTC  

also xiaomi helmet

2017-08-25 03:34:44 UTC  

and xiaomi kneeepads

2017-08-25 03:34:52 UTC  

ive seen the xiaomi scooter thing around town, but it just doesnt seem practical

2017-08-25 03:34:58 UTC  

i dont like the idea of just standing up straight

2017-08-25 03:36:56 UTC  

they arent very popular here in chink land because its cheaper to just buy an electric bicycle/scooter thing where you sit down for 1000-3000rmb

2017-08-25 03:37:03 UTC  

why spend 2000 on something you can only stand on

2017-08-25 03:37:14 UTC  

but i cant take those out of the country eventually, which would be my end goal

2017-08-25 03:52:20 UTC  

What are some good chink mechanical pencils?

2017-08-25 03:55:06 UTC  

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

2017-08-25 03:58:09 UTC  

Wait for Xiaomi to make one then we'll shill it endlessly

2017-08-25 03:58:33 UTC  

😖

2017-08-25 03:58:44 UTC  

Otherwise you're gonna have to give it the old college try and buy a bunch and comparably review them to established mechanical brands

2017-08-25 03:59:10 UTC  

I will just import some gook shit

2017-08-25 04:04:20 UTC  

Just picked up a motherfucking baton. ~~Sorry if this is the wrong channel for this~~

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/350490554305609740/JPEG_20170824_200346.jpg

2017-08-25 04:04:58 UTC  

use it as a dildo 😖

2017-08-25 04:05:09 UTC  

The flashlight has some M-shaped logo on it. Pretty neat

2017-08-25 04:05:33 UTC  

I mean the light it makes

2017-08-25 04:05:40 UTC  

hehe

2017-08-25 04:08:12 UTC  

How strong is it?

2017-08-25 04:08:27 UTC  

Test it on a nigger

2017-08-25 04:08:38 UTC  

😖

2017-08-25 04:09:09 UTC  

I think I am being too edgy, sorry

2017-08-25 04:09:17 UTC  

Bad habit.

2017-08-25 04:11:44 UTC  

Mate it's not edgy

2017-08-25 04:11:59 UTC  

Edgy is "cuck" for people who get mad about cuck anyway

2017-08-25 04:13:04 UTC  

edgy cuck