Message from @Sharp

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2017-09-02 14:08:10 UTC  

meanwhile I'm on english convict island :^)

the uk is shite mate

always getting shafted with customs fees

2017-09-02 14:08:52 UTC  

australia is worse

2017-09-02 14:09:14 UTC  

i was going to post a deal on the vsd3s last night but the price doubled when i woke up

2017-09-02 14:09:16 UTC  

really makes me think

australia has more spiders (-) but is closer to japan (+)

2017-09-02 14:09:27 UTC  

we don't get customs but we get fuckin drunk pollies and a fundamentally broken government

2017-09-02 14:11:38 UTC  

I just ordered a tax-evading xiaomeme

2017-09-02 14:11:40 UTC  

can't wait

2017-09-02 14:12:52 UTC  

@🔰 t h o r s e N 🔰 I've never had customs fees and ordered like 200 things from china at this point

2017-09-02 14:13:02 UTC  

well, I've had customs on things from japan and US

2017-09-02 14:13:13 UTC  

but chinks always lie on the declaration so I've never been busted

2017-09-02 14:13:16 UTC  

I've had no customs

2017-09-02 14:13:22 UTC  

Australia has a $1000 limit

2017-09-02 14:13:55 UTC  

bought 3 chink phones so far, some for friends, and they've always been listed as a £20 mp4 player

2017-09-02 14:14:00 UTC  

from 3 different companies too

2017-09-02 14:14:04 UTC  

all used the same declaration

2017-09-02 14:14:08 UTC  

ezpz

2017-09-02 14:14:14 UTC  

didn't need to ask for a declaration either

2017-09-02 14:14:21 UTC  

I ordered one with DHL shipping

2017-09-02 14:14:34 UTC  

so it'll be sent through britbongistan

2017-09-02 14:14:41 UTC  

🤔 that's how you get customs charges usually

2017-09-02 14:14:48 UTC  

brexit sounds like a breakfast cereal

2017-09-02 14:14:52 UTC  

nah it's the tax-evading DHL stuff

2017-09-02 14:14:53 UTC  

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2017-09-02 14:14:54 UTC  

the more expensive the courier the more likely customs check

2017-09-02 14:15:00 UTC  

this

2017-09-02 14:15:17 UTC  

"he wants this £20 mp4 player really fast, huh, better look at this"

2017-09-02 14:15:29 UTC  

that's nothing to do with DHL

2017-09-02 14:15:35 UTC  

no customs duty

2017-09-02 14:15:43 UTC  

they sneak it into Europe first then "sell" it from there

2017-09-02 14:15:47 UTC  

I know

2017-09-02 14:15:51 UTC  

they've underlisted it as a 20EUR MP3 player boys

2017-09-02 14:15:58 UTC  

but you still have to choose the DHL shipping option

2017-09-02 14:15:59 UTC  

giztop did that for me too

2017-09-02 14:16:07 UTC  

hence it's called 'DHL tax evade'

2017-09-02 14:16:17 UTC  

ah, the old apple switcheroo

2017-09-02 14:16:29 UTC  

wait fuck

2017-09-02 14:16:30 UTC  

yeah my redmi 4 prime came with DHL, snuck into france from hong kong