IN 2 HOURS???

im ready for an event that will in no way significantly impact my life because i own 0 apple products

nor do i care about the design choices of apple or muh cutting edge bezel

older brother is keen

he has a 5s with charging fuckery

although he had taken notice in xiaomi

oh noo

time for him to upgrade

btw

isnt there a bunch of documentation for fixing 🍎 phones

to a new IPHONE

he's in vietnam atm

seeing the snapchat video from him

rip:( bring back our soldiers

he's firing a jeep machine gun

looks super fun

actually i just realized, where the hell is this edifer sale

i dont see it in the store or on the front page of aliexpress

it's over innit?

its every day for a week, i just want to see where the screen was taken

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/3006080

https://i.4cdn.org/g/1505229507922.png

APPLE INVENTS WIRELESS CHARGING

Nice circlejerk

no more space for lightning port

https://twitter.com/i/moments/907540188389429248

look at this sex object https://twitter.com/yicaichina/status/907095344902684672

guess that's what he does for fun

💦

https://www.gizmochina.com/2017/09/12/xiaomi-launches-viomi-smart-water-heater-priced-499-yuan-76/?utm_content=buffer9652d&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Why the fuck would you ever need this over the water boiler?

so its a smart coffee machine without the coffee

I thought those were called Bunn machines

XD

sorry probrably only americans with old folks would get it

i wish there was a xiaomi sous vide water heater

lul

I just use my Electrical induction play with a metal copper box for my sous de fay

best sous de fay bugers ever

@Phatique only think I can think of is perfect porched eggs

everytime qith right water time