Message from @porco
Discord ID: 359302334062264330
doesn't seem to work everywhere, then
you're fucked I'm sorry
only up to some certain amount
claim the scooter is 40 euro? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>
you're not going tax free on a 400 $ scooter only because someone says it's a gift
I tried that with some hardware from Germany
I bought a ThinkPad t470p from the Lenovo Germany shop, shipped it to my parents, then my parents said it was a used thinkpad from ebay for 50$ and sent it to me
then I had to pay 137 $ of import tax
which is okay because the same thinkpad would have been about 400 $ more in Switzerland
But still, TL;DR
- EU sucks
- customs suck
- DHL sucks
I like customs in my country
they're so overwhelmed by incoming packages they often don't even make you pay
they just scan it to see if it's dangerous or not and let it go
had a package from the states arrive some years ago
literal roll of the dice
sometimes shit gets through
sometimes it doesn't
price on the box was 80 dollars and they let it slide
but before that they stopped a 70 dollar package and made me pay
and then bring it back as cabing baggage
buy yourself a qt
I already have a Chinese qt :^)
and drive back home on the scooters right into the sunset
wew
xiaomi qt-314
Actually Taiwanese, but Taiwan is just the better China
taiwan numba whun
xiaomi gf when
I'd buy that
2020: Xiaomi sexbot 37 $
Review: "Used it two times, pussy was held together only by duct tape, came inside and it started detaching. Re-fixed it with more duct tape. Moans in Chinese, turns me on a lot. But why does it need a Wi-Fi connection to operate?!?!"
Auto-mails your fuckin nut samples to China for use by ugly grills
if this works
why not sex bots
who wants an unclean human slut in a brothel
an unclean robot slut, however..
robots can't consent
it's all patriarchy and misogynism
good.
I don't want my robot to give consent when I'm trying to rape it