Message from @Cole
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the packet actualy moved recently
to some service center
it was probly stuck at airport for 8 months :D
"stuck"
100% guaranteed it fell under the sorting machine
and recently, someone tripped right next to the package
otherwise it would never be found
this happens a lot, I know because I saw this when I worked in the sorting hub
I remember finding a two year old package
wedged inside the sorting machine at a place that nobody ever checked because there was nothing that broke in that place lmao
yeah thats why the "stuck"
downramp + nice bounce >hidden inside the machine plates until inspection or it goes kabut
yeah
if lucky some other packet bumbs it down from it
sorting machines are "motherfucker don't even look at it weird if it works" territory
thou shalt not touch thy working sorting machine
I remember the one time a piece of metal got loose, wedged itself in the rail that the packet carriers go on
and it caused the wheels of the carriers to snap and start flying all over the fucking place
now, these weight like 2kg
so you have 2x 1kg projectiles flying all over the fucking hub
local airport had piece of packet railing come off and wedge itself just under quite long(and fast) drop
the ONE time shit hits the fan and you NEED the button to work, it doesn't
>packets_pierced_by_steelpole.jpg
but every fucking time you just brush it with your clothes
**GENERAL STOP**
that was fun
took 4 days to repair the fucking machine
nobody got hurt, and the whole hub was basically "egyptian slaves building the pyramid" during those days
managers whipping people to work faster
:DDD
my mind just imagine that
oh god
sitting on top of belt
I hated the fucking job so much, but man there was hilarious shit left and right
whipping you guys with rolled plastic wrap rope
yes
>rolled plastic wrap rope
lmao, it's like you've been there
between xmas and NYE, it's zombietown
barely any packages coming through
still, plastic wrap usage goes up by 20000%
we made balls and shit and played football because we were bored