if that ever arrives that will make it special day

the packet actualy moved recently

to some service center

it was probly stuck at airport for 8 months :D

"stuck"

100% guaranteed it fell under the sorting machine

and recently, someone tripped right next to the package

otherwise it would never be found

this happens a lot, I know because I saw this when I worked in the sorting hub

I remember finding a two year old package

wedged inside the sorting machine at a place that nobody ever checked because there was nothing that broke in that place lmao

yeah thats why the "stuck"

downramp + nice bounce >hidden inside the machine plates until inspection or it goes kabut

yeah

if lucky some other packet bumbs it down from it

sorting machines are "motherfucker don't even look at it weird if it works" territory

thou shalt not touch thy working sorting machine

I remember the one time a piece of metal got loose, wedged itself in the rail that the packet carriers go on

and it caused the wheels of the carriers to snap and start flying all over the fucking place

now, these weight like 2kg

so you have 2x 1kg projectiles flying all over the fucking hub

>woman runs to press the emergency stop button
> _crickets_

local airport had piece of packet railing come off and wedge itself just under quite long(and fast) drop

the ONE time shit hits the fan and you NEED the button to work, it doesn't

>packets_pierced_by_steelpole.jpg

but every fucking time you just brush it with your clothes

**GENERAL STOP**

that was fun

took 4 days to repair the fucking machine

nobody got hurt, and the whole hub was basically "egyptian slaves building the pyramid" during those days

managers whipping people to work faster

:DDD

my mind just imagine that

oh god

sitting on top of belt

I hated the fucking job so much, but man there was hilarious shit left and right

whipping you guys with rolled plastic wrap rope

yes

>rolled plastic wrap rope

lmao, it's like you've been there

between xmas and NYE, it's zombietown

barely any packages coming through

still, plastic wrap usage goes up by 20000%