https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Chinese-Instant-noodle-made-in-China_60250602434.html

here you go fam, here are your noodles

I'll go get my card this Saturday and hopefully try it out by the end of this month

Cancer noodles

>1/2 dollars per carton

what is this meme about chinese food causing cancer and mutations

How is that cheap?

I've been to china and ate there

my head, both of my legs and all three of my arms are as normal as ever

my gills slightly itch occasionally though

what about your genitals

which ones of them

That's where the third arm goes

the original set of genitals

oh the cloaca

yeah

yum

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GOY BEST IS GOD TIER

>Shipped phones with DHL

Fist time with a fleshlight?

>32 USD to take down from customss

Shipped 2 phones and a earphones

https://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Mi-Home-Non-coating-Stainless-Steel-Frying-Pan-Healthy-and-Safe-Made-Silver-p-1211288.html?rmmds=newArrivals

thats one freaking expensive pan

<:chink:323022148870602752> seems non tax deductible

Yeah, I'm not sure why that is so expensive. Seems pretty bog standard to me.

Doesn't even use copper for a heat distributor.

if something it should be cheaper due chinksteel

aluminium is as good but warps less than copper

3L basic pot https://www.banggood.com/Xiaomi-Mi-Home-Non-coating-Stainless-Steel-Stock-Pot-Healthy-and-Safe-Made-Silver-p-1211241.html?rmmds=newArrivals

i just.. aaaaa

Warpage isn't really an issue for day to day use, only experience it when the user dunks a steaming hot pan into cold watet.

aka every average cook ever within year

"oh i have other dishes in the sink water "i just rinse this in that _cold_ water"

even i tend to do that with my shittier pans

tho most autists care too much from their pans anyway

>buy expensive pans and pots >only use them for "expensive" indegrients

Xiaomi YEETlight

meh, I like my stuff and outside of deglazing I don't abuse them.

and deglazing aint even that abusive