tell them you had a hot bish over

assert dominance

my mom asked me if my friends are "sexually active" yesterday

she knows we're all virgin losers monkaS

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doesn't sound like something a mom would ask an 18 year old tbh

more like 14-16 or something

ofc you're sexually active at 18

Man, she was young once, she should know that people get sexually active around 14-16

I think she gave you a leading question

or byron is underage tbh

doesn't matter though, we have zambz running around and he's like 11 years old

what are you guys getting for your fam for christmas

it would actually come in time if you ordered now

cancer

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seen those ctrl alt del tea cups, they look good

Man, I am too deep in bills and shit to get anything for my family for Christmas plus they are way the hell overseas

Might get something nice and comfy for my GF at least

@JudasIscariot1 I have a ton of addresses in my ali address book and use ali to send gifts everywhere

super convenient

since you can pay as normal and they'll post your shit wherever in the world you want

some chinks do gift wrapping too if you ask

@Deleted User good to know, thanks

yeah good way to buy christmas presents for folks overseas

Cool.

Now I just have to figure out wtf they would like lol

https://www.gearbest.com/pocket-knives-folding-knives/pp_218992.html

https://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_198689.html

what is the difference between these two?

the design

everything else is the same

I have the silver one

so just color or whatever? functionally the same?

yeah the design on the handle it looks like

well i bought it

i love chink shit ❤

it could be worse

this could be a knife discord

did someone say knives?

this is the next one I'd like to buy