Message from @Matthew

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2017-11-10 20:50:16 UTC  

tfw: americans have a holiday for everything to make money
>>we beans have holidays for traditions just for the sake of it.

2017-11-10 20:50:52 UTC  

chinkman did it again.

2017-11-10 20:52:46 UTC  

i bought a bagpack last may and it arrived until september, ali refounded me the money and i still got the bagpack.

It costed 30 burger papers but its currently on "sale" at 80.

2017-11-10 20:53:16 UTC  

Wait, is it not normal to gift mailmen?

2017-11-10 20:53:25 UTC  

Fucking not in the USA

2017-11-10 20:53:29 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:53:36 UTC  

Shit, my mailman probably thinks I'm gay.

2017-11-10 20:53:49 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:54:13 UTC  

just don't invite him in

2017-11-10 20:54:16 UTC  

lol

2017-11-10 20:54:16 UTC  

tfw u probably gave him his gift in your underwear as well since thats normal for you around the house

2017-11-10 20:54:51 UTC  

I used to live in a small town so my parents gave ours a gift and I didn't think about it after moving out to a bigger town.

2017-11-10 20:55:00 UTC  

@shmitapz impossible to know the couriers around here because there's a new guy every week. nobody wants to do this job

2017-11-10 20:55:26 UTC  

(speaking from experience)

2017-11-10 20:55:53 UTC  

@Cole i think thats exactly why we have the mailmen holiday.

2017-11-10 20:56:09 UTC  

but the current mailmen (the autist one) has been for YEARS.

2017-11-10 20:58:08 UTC  

well fuck, i used to live 1 block away from school and the mailmen day was alway the day we had an assembly (sing the anthem and shit) and after giving honours to the flag the school would give the mailmen thanks for his service and a fuck load of goods that all the kids brougth to school.

2017-11-10 20:58:36 UTC  

Haha, what?

2017-11-10 20:59:01 UTC  

Firefighters day is always when politicians take the chance to make "donations" and shit

2017-11-10 20:59:08 UTC  

same with cops

2017-11-10 20:59:16 UTC  

>thanking mailmen for their cervix

2017-11-10 20:59:35 UTC  

>Not having an autistic mailmen

2017-11-10 20:59:59 UTC  

Mine hauls boxes of bulk ammo so I think it's fair.

2017-11-10 21:00:15 UTC  

bulk ammo?

2017-11-10 21:00:20 UTC  

oh so you're texan?

2017-11-10 21:00:33 UTC  

kek

2017-11-10 21:00:48 UTC  

mailmain hauling ammo? my guess is Detroit

2017-11-10 21:00:53 UTC  

is cartel infiltration in everything real or just a meme

2017-11-10 21:01:02 UTC  

i depends

2017-11-10 21:01:03 UTC  

>Bean and Euro is jello of freedom

2017-11-10 21:01:04 UTC  

Burger here and no, bullets and shotgun shells are pretty expendable

2017-11-10 21:01:06 UTC  

but mostly a meme

2017-11-10 21:01:16 UTC  

Ammo can go right to your door in pretty much every state

2017-11-10 21:01:25 UTC  

i jelly that

2017-11-10 21:01:45 UTC  

And there is a 25 dollar fucking charge for reloading components too so it's cheaper to buy shit cheap ammo.

2017-11-10 21:01:52 UTC  

then i like to hang out and not being shot just for shit and giggles

2017-11-10 21:02:09 UTC  

Way more likely in Mexico than the US, my man

2017-11-10 21:02:15 UTC  

chinkshit ammunition when?

2017-11-10 21:02:26 UTC  

i can argue a lot bout that my man.

2017-11-10 21:02:38 UTC  

Xiaomi 7.62 <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2017-11-10 21:02:39 UTC  

but if your deep south yeah, your fucked