On a scale from 1-10, how pleased would you be to receive this as a (((hilarious))) birthday gift

YES

5$ COUPON

600 concurrent users online

wasshoi

happy singles day

Happy singles day man

Even when you are single, you still sort of feel together

anybody got some gay shit that I can add to my order?

butt plug with a tail

If i order something during singles day but im not single, does the AliBaba strike force come to arrest me?

what comfy said

+1 for tail plug

can't get any more gay shit than that

fidget spinner phone?

Surely you can

@aebkop aaaalmost

I just straight up searched for gay on ali and saw some stuff i would have rather not

tempting

Honestly whats the point of underwear even if they dont cover your bum

those gas masks for using poppers are p gay

saw those on ali

drugs are gay.

>poppers
This is why I have to jump through hoops to use my whipped cream canister.

how so ?

@Mad Jack I'm more interested in the butt pads

just buy the gas like average person from the market

Have to go to the counter, show ID and the only store that sells it only sells like ome 15 pack per person. Super gay.

where in cuckistan you live

you guys think stuff ordered today will arrive before christmas? there could be some very disappointed nephews and nieces if it doesn't

yes

hopefully

lol

https://www.gearbest.com/men-s-short-sleeve-tees/pp_626634.html

I kind of like this design

Should. Give them a brick otherwise

looks like an old metallica tee

@johnfrum stop freezing your brain degenerate

Starving your brain of oxygen with a tail plug up your ass. Goddamnit. Why is this allowed.

Where do they find these models?

@Deleted User I make whipped cream, hell is wrong with you?