i know but between college and work i have like no time to organize anything if i get some free time maybe over thanksgiving break i gotta get my shit together

well, actually, she asked for it so....

How old is your girlfriend

26

33 shekels for a bag

age is off the clock, too old for cock

I've got this so far

thats gay

I know

don't you think the "LOVE" is too cheesy?

girls love gay shit

what is your gf like a female or something?

i bought about a 100 4c multitool things

Maybe

>not having a trap qt gf

can't you get something related to her interests?

she likes pineapples

get her one of those knitted penis covers for her feminine penis

Then we'd be matching

good idea

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Funny-Jokes-SpongeBob-Cans-Condom-Canned-Condoms-Cute-Wedding-Party-Bar-Gifts-/221527975051 she likes pineapples under the sea

i spit wate r out fuck

thats hideous

masculine chin

i have some pineapple socks i can reccomend theyr comfy and look nice with my doc martins

pineapples to hide her feminine penis

that bitch has a strong jawline jelous tbh

why are the chink models on those photos so qt

All asians are hideous

yeah, my gf also asked to buy some skirts

tfw asian

>tfw no qt3.14 asian gf to buy chinkshit for ;~; feels bad man

imagine the accuracy on this beast https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Safe-Driving-Alcohol-Breath-Tester-White-Analyzer-Pocket-Digital-Alcohol-Breathalyzer-Detector-Analyzer-Detector-Audio-Alert/32709113911.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.18.iGJ5kS&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10343_10340_10341_10548_5900020_10541_10587_10585_10307_5670020_10060_10131_10155_10132_10133_10154_10056_5880020_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10577_10103_10102_10107_10142_5860020_10562_10084_10083_5650020_10175_10312_10313_10314_10592_5660020_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10557_10593-10550_10551_10553,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=14cebde4-753c-4680-8133-9f07b25d102f&algo_expid=addb3ceb-fe61-4bcd-8a57-891696ee1597-2&algo_pvid=addb3ceb-fe61-4bcd-8a57-891696ee1597

Learn to link cunt

no

u

They're not worth it. I bought a $7 one a while back and it was quite inaccurate

i just got out of a relationship with the most perfet girl ever except she cheated on me for 2 months and then lied about it but i miss her too much and im too sad to find a qt asian