don't you think the "LOVE" is too cheesy?

girls love gay shit

what is your gf like a female or something?

i bought about a 100 4c multitool things

Maybe

>not having a trap qt gf

can't you get something related to her interests?

she likes pineapples

get her one of those knitted penis covers for her feminine penis

Then we'd be matching

good idea

https://www.ebay.com/itm/Funny-Jokes-SpongeBob-Cans-Condom-Canned-Condoms-Cute-Wedding-Party-Bar-Gifts-/221527975051 she likes pineapples under the sea

i spit wate r out fuck

thats hideous

masculine chin

i have some pineapple socks i can reccomend theyr comfy and look nice with my doc martins

pineapples to hide her feminine penis

that bitch has a strong jawline jelous tbh

why are the chink models on those photos so qt

All asians are hideous

yeah, my gf also asked to buy some skirts

tfw asian

>tfw no qt3.14 asian gf to buy chinkshit for ;~; feels bad man

imagine the accuracy on this beast https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Safe-Driving-Alcohol-Breath-Tester-White-Analyzer-Pocket-Digital-Alcohol-Breathalyzer-Detector-Analyzer-Detector-Audio-Alert/32709113911.html?spm=2114.search0104.3.18.iGJ5kS&ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_4_10152_10065_10151_10130_10068_10344_10345_10547_10342_10343_10340_10341_10548_5900020_10541_10587_10585_10307_5670020_10060_10131_10155_10132_10133_10154_10056_5880020_10055_10539_10537_10536_10059_10534_10533_100031_10577_10103_10102_10107_10142_5860020_10562_10084_10083_5650020_10175_10312_10313_10314_10592_5660020_10550_10073_10551_10552_10553_10557_10593-10550_10551_10553,searchweb201603_25,ppcSwitch_5&btsid=14cebde4-753c-4680-8133-9f07b25d102f&algo_expid=addb3ceb-fe61-4bcd-8a57-891696ee1597-2&algo_pvid=addb3ceb-fe61-4bcd-8a57-891696ee1597

Learn to link cunt

no

u

They're not worth it. I bought a $7 one a while back and it was quite inaccurate

i just got out of a relationship with the most perfet girl ever except she cheated on me for 2 months and then lied about it but i miss her too much and im too sad to find a qt asian

You had to wait a solid half hour or so before it could give you any near accurate reading

i know, and my powerlevel could never be read by a mortal machine

at this point my blood is probably permanantly flammable

Wew, spent an entire USD 0.02 on 11.11.

Lol

She wasn't perfect if she cheated on you. Just normal @Big Meme

wot did u buy couch?

what you get lazy

1 cent carabiner key chain and 1 cent skull car sticker.

she was perfect tho in every way just wanteed to be with chad instead of me

NICE