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it sucks really

I've accidentally found a market which no-one is servicing

good morning to you too @Tribit

@Obolon Prime now is your chance to be rich

@Cole nah that's for someone else to claim

I just want my fucking mousemat how I want it

Jew.jpg

I spent a good amount of time removing that watermark

Now I want my timesworth

maybe I should get a tits mouse mat printer

@Cole You'd mean the world to me if you can fix me up some genji ass with your new printer

how much are you willing to pay <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

the advertised price

fucks sake

it's not that hard to understand fucking hell

@Deleted User Greece coupons

don't fucking charge me 100% more after I've made the order you dick

Pay debt

@Obolon Prime for a small fee of 700 euros I can make your dream a reality <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

@Cole die

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@Goz3rr come on tell everyone how much you spent on Ali the past month

515.31 eur

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@Goz3rr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gyc

add to me going to get shafted on import duty

im still only A3 on ali though

so i'm somewhere between $500 and $2000 spent

post the entire haul fam

41 items <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

^ being his postman is enough grounds for murder

im cool with my postal people

http://activities.aliexpress.com/adcms/help-aliexpress-com/vip_club.php

what even is this

you get special platinum parties and stuff

You get to spend 5 minutes in a closet with comfy and a box of chink sextoys

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Platinum gets you a ticket to China and one very personal blowjob from Ali customer support

top 10% we made it mom

imagine that