also if i was tired of explaining a google translate joke then why would i make another one

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872>

looking for sextoys with mild electric ear shocks is hard

<:thvnk:332928260004642827>

what does that mean

chink ear buds kept shocking me and now I like the feeling.

😬

so if you don't like ear shocks I'd chuck them before they do it.

also i decided not to go with a chink sex toy

weakling

i bought a fleshlight and it came in yesterday

the problem is, i cant cum with it

i can only use my hand

hook them up to your earbuds

👌

i like cant feel my peen

unless its with my hand

like i put it in the fleshlight

>the problem is, i cant cum with it
>i can only use my hand
you have probably gripped your penis too tightly when masturbating and desensitized it

and i hardly feel anything

you will also have trouble maintaining erection if you ever have sex as a result

yea im actually pretty scared

just wank less tbh lad

don't jerk off for a month and you'll be fine

it comes back

did you use lube

with the fleshlight? ya

dont think it would even fit without it

the problem is that there is no way in hell i can go a whole month without fappin

i currently jerk it 3-4 times a day

jesus christ man

...

do you do that without lube?

yea

fucking stop

and you say I am weird

😬

at least use a nice bit o lotion

i cant cum if i use lotion

cut it down to once every couple of days and use some kind of lubricant

then you will never cum inside a woman