Message from @Tonmonkeyla

Discord ID: 380625548529106945


2017-11-16 07:48:03 UTC  

Put it in your toilet and laugh at the epic splash

2017-11-16 07:48:18 UTC  

You can open a Powerbank without it exploding

2017-11-16 07:48:28 UTC  

yeah but why?

2017-11-16 07:48:38 UTC  

there is 0 way to open it

2017-11-16 07:48:38 UTC  

think your bigclive?

2017-11-16 07:48:43 UTC  

To see how really big is battery

2017-11-16 07:48:50 UTC  

trillion dollars says its two 18650s in a plastic case

2017-11-16 07:48:58 UTC  

its bigger than 5S

2017-11-16 07:49:00 UTC  

iphone

2017-11-16 07:49:01 UTC  

zimbabwe dollars

2017-11-16 07:49:10 UTC  

so its possibly about 10K

2017-11-16 07:49:23 UTC  

>size means anything

2017-11-16 07:49:32 UTC  

dicklet detected

2017-11-16 07:49:34 UTC  

>for batteries

2017-11-16 07:49:39 UTC  

Looooooooooooooooooooooool

2017-11-16 07:49:43 UTC  

im pretty sure my phone battery is less than 5K so if its bigger than that im happy

2017-11-16 07:49:53 UTC  

What phone have you got?

2017-11-16 07:49:56 UTC  

5s

2017-11-16 07:49:58 UTC  

still tho, 20 bucks is a sham

2017-11-16 07:50:02 UTC  

!

2017-11-16 07:50:02 UTC  

it will be 2000 next week

2017-11-16 07:50:03 UTC  

5s

2017-11-16 07:50:07 UTC  

and 0 the next

2017-11-16 07:50:11 UTC  

fuckling 5s

2017-11-16 07:50:12 UTC  

it's a comfy phone

2017-11-16 07:50:21 UTC  

yeah you got a problem matty boi?

2017-11-16 07:50:24 UTC  

manlets out

2017-11-16 07:50:45 UTC  

you shitting on an iphone 5s?

2017-11-16 07:50:45 UTC  

>Not being in debt to the phone company jew for a brand new flagship every 2 years for the rest of your life

2017-11-16 07:51:05 UTC  

Only 120 bucks left to pay on my LG G4, P-phonelets...

2017-11-16 07:51:36 UTC  

my phone is a glorified mp3 player that occasionally people call me on

2017-11-16 07:51:43 UTC  

oh and i play the jurassic world game

2017-11-16 07:51:47 UTC  

fuckign love that game

2017-11-16 07:52:00 UTC  

I had a 4s a long time ago

2017-11-16 07:52:02 UTC  

wow you are missing out

2017-11-16 07:52:05 UTC  

Was trash

2017-11-16 07:52:33 UTC  

tfw xiaomeme has stopped me paying phone jew

2017-11-16 07:52:40 UTC  

i had 4S before this phone, but it couldnt play jurassic world wihtout crashing every 4 minutes, so i upgraded after i got blackout drunk and put phone in washing machine

2017-11-16 07:52:52 UTC  

I pay $28 a month for 15GB, anything close is $80/mo

2017-11-16 07:52:53 UTC  

lol

2017-11-16 07:52:53 UTC  

h8 blackouts