I currently have a google reminder to follow up in 5 years to a shitpost i made

but @bap i highly doubt there's going to be a comparable chinese voice assistant to the alexas for a while, just like the eReaders amazon subsidizes them by getting you to use their services, you can't do that globally with chinese products

there ARE chinese smart speakers but they're like

chinese

I just want something to play music through my speakers and to turn my yeelights on and off via voice

Just means you gotta learn mandarin, at least enough to speak to the botnet

More useful than learning nip for mongolian tapestries

print quality on my chink printer has improved drastically

This thing is great

I bet the price will be cut during black friday too

what?

improved how

followed some anons advice in the thread

You mean the 3d printer?

yes

oh

i thought you were referring to an ink jet or something

But are there not any open source voice recognition solutions?

probably not any good ones

Like hooking up a mic to a raspi and have that control your yeelights

i know you can diy one using amazon's alexa but im not sure how much of that is open

Gotta look into that, sounds fun

But the biggest issue I can imagine with the alexa thing is that it records all the shit it hears and beams it to the reptilian overlords

It does for sure

Which is the only thing stopping me

maybe some kind of disable-enable switch for the microphone

two stages for microphones?

Put a clapper relay on the mic, ha

and Google home is probably even worse

It probably even records when you aren't speaking to it

Google home mini literally did have an issue where it did that

the touchpad to trigger it without saying "ok google" on top was too sensitive and was activating by "accident"

my ex got me a google home

thinking of selling it

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fireglow did you order a chink industrial barrel of lubricant

Easily played off by saying it's using the data to improve your personal voice recognition :^)

by accident

how good is your dick game if your EX is still buying you gifts

i don't think that's the context of the gift

Obviously the ex is a part of the botnet