Message from @Cole

Discord ID: 382571905510539266


2017-11-21 16:38:22 UTC  

nah that's the right one kek

2017-11-21 16:38:26 UTC  

tfw can't find an "air mouse" wireless keyboard without a fucking USB dongle FUCK YOU CHINKS

2017-11-21 16:38:55 UTC  

don't wireless things usually need a dongle?

2017-11-21 16:39:02 UTC  

unless they're bruetroof

2017-11-21 16:39:12 UTC  

I want bluetooth tho

2017-11-21 16:39:21 UTC  

dongles do bad things in a Shield TV

2017-11-21 16:40:16 UTC  

>select bluetooth wireless
>dongles

am I in a fucking apple store REE

2017-11-21 16:40:22 UTC  
2017-11-21 16:40:50 UTC  

>shaved
not a linux user

2017-11-21 16:40:58 UTC  

you are very young

2017-11-21 16:41:08 UTC  

I shave my dick but use loonix

2017-11-21 16:41:11 UTC  

times are changing man

2017-11-21 16:41:20 UTC  

NO SELFIES REEEEEEEE

2017-11-21 16:41:26 UTC  

progressive

2017-11-21 16:41:28 UTC  

it's not me kek

2017-11-21 16:41:32 UTC  

t'was a ruse

2017-11-21 16:41:53 UTC  

I'm a conservative but I shave down there, better hygiene

2017-11-21 16:41:55 UTC  

seriously

2017-11-21 16:42:01 UTC  

Damn, was about to ask for boi pussi pics

2017-11-21 16:42:23 UTC  

MAH NAME IS RUUBEN

2017-11-21 16:44:10 UTC  

today at work, the vending machine stole my money and didn't give me my peanuts

2017-11-21 16:44:15 UTC  

violently shaking it didn't work

2017-11-21 16:44:18 UTC  

...are you trying to bulli him out of YouTube so you are the only comfy tech reviewer?

2017-11-21 16:44:29 UTC  

I regret that I didn't buy the lockpicking set from hot deals a few days ago

2017-11-21 16:44:54 UTC  

If it's a ring lock you're fucked

2017-11-21 16:45:04 UTC  

the chinese have picks for those too

2017-11-21 16:45:42 UTC  

I have no idea what it is

2017-11-21 16:45:49 UTC  

but I know the key for it is kinda non standard

2017-11-21 16:45:50 UTC  

Huh, I have a bubble gum machine in my basement I could use those on.

2017-11-21 16:45:52 UTC  

very flat

2017-11-21 16:46:05 UTC  

To Enjoy Free Shipping And Best Price Now :)

2017-11-21 16:46:20 UTC  

Or I could just drill it out.

2017-11-21 16:46:35 UTC  

yeah this

2017-11-21 16:46:51 UTC  

was thinking about drilling a hole on top of the machine and sticking a long wire inside to fish my peanuts out

2017-11-21 16:47:06 UTC  

I hate these fucking jewish machines that don't have a motion sensor at the bottom

2017-11-21 16:47:13 UTC  

Just call the company

2017-11-21 16:47:29 UTC  

the ones with a motion sensor are the best. Nothing fell down? the spiral moves again

2017-11-21 16:47:43 UTC  

Universal Electronics Pouch
Price: $1.99
Code: BFRIDAY171
https://www.gearbest.com/other-cell-phone-accessories/pp_655336.html?lkid=12003495

p good deal in 13 minutes laddies

2017-11-21 16:47:50 UTC  

@johnfrum this is the part where I tell you violently shaking the machine made a candy bar fall out <:benis:239668961011040257>