also @fuckthapolice maybe Steam Controller?

i dont like inverted nipples

He has ascended your Chinese trinkets. He is going to build the ultimate controller with Aliexpress components mounted in a mirror polished and nitre blued tool steel chassis

if only i could find a controller pcb

i know the perfect controller type for you

homemade arcade sticks

@fireglow check budgetlightforum, they have all the coupons for every chink shop

i think i have an arcade stick kit lying around somewhere

my friend bought it and dint bother doing shit with it

or just buy a ready made hori rap4 or sth

so now its mine

i could get one of those dick molds

and make an arcade dick

i bet someone's done that already

instead of the ball top just shove a dildo on the shaft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqwH3AudH-M

reminds me of this

shoudlve been a dragon dildo

it's not very stable tho

you can't shift with the tip

he does it 3-4

because the lever centers itself

yea its far too flaccid

and personally id have gone with a black one

big black cocks really shift my gears

3d scan your peen, pay some pajeet to CAD/CAM it up and your local CNC school to produce it (including an appropriate internal thread adapter for the gearshift)

Alternatively use a chink CNC factory to produce unreasonably large quantities (>0) to keep it relates to <#189466684938125312>

no you see

theres dick moulds on ali

you stick your peep in

pull it out

fill it with the silicone provided

Not only on Ali

That's not something I'd trust buying from chinks <:thonk:288060975775612929>

Regardless you should link it for convenience of the conversation partakers

cant find it right now

@Cole Approved BEST Flashlight BLF A6 on sale!
Price: $17.99
https://www.banggood.com/BLF-A6-XPL-1600LM-7-4modes-EDC-LED-Flashlight-p-991823.html?p=4011122775178201510S

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0cNfyuNjIE

for anybody looking to get into flashlight autism, this is our boy Cole's pick of the bunch

im probably gonna get a flashlight for edc

only one though since im not a crazy psycho

Cole ™ said he uses this every day even though he has 20 other flashlights