ugh

Xiaomi is flooding UK amazon with fake reviews too

Breaking into the brit market

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how do you know theyre fake

Pls no bulli

Are Chink condoms alright

Why risk it?

Because I hate how expensive durex is

And they're on sale

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Durex-Excita-Ribbed-Condom-Ultra-Fire-Ultra-Thin-Condom-Safe-Penis-Cock-Sleeve-Addicted-Sex-Toys/32834074737.html

@fuckthapolice https://www.fakespot.com

Last time I checked the Xiaomi listings had like 5% authentic reviews

Pretty much everyone does it though, being "top rated" on Amazon is too valuable

There's sites where you can get free shit sent to you from amazon sellers too in exchange for a positive review

James Donkey tried to do it to me but I told them I'm not interested

What is inside

Lets find out

Uwu what's this?

0.01$ sticker

https://www.aliexpress.com/store/product/New-Kawaii-Bananya-Banana-Cat-Plush-Toy-Soft-Stuffed-Animal-Doll-9cm-Keychain-Anime-Baby-Dolls/610978_32713969169.html

Adorable

What's in the Mi bag

It just say made im china

Ilver

Silver*

On the back

It's a Zastava

Mi showerhead?

Portable bluetooth speaker

😂

Nice

Kek

How to turn this shit on

There are no buttoms

Alexa Slava

Hahhahah

Slava recitate all partizan songs found on first 56 pages of google

Kek'd