And I don't know about chink hammocks

They probably weave asbestos fibers into ropes or something

well im not going to be eating teh ropes so ill be okay

i also have 2 trees with the perfect distance to hang a hammoc

so imma hang one and read on it

when its warm out i mayeven sleep outsie

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CheapChinkComfy/32844176766.html

That's fun and all until the earwigs start crawling around you

Perfect

Oh I see someone already recommended you fluorescent tape

It doesn't require nat light

<:thinkjojo:333980344044879872> yeah im gunna order a 5 pack of remotes and just tape them

And if you're ordering the tape, order the ugly green one

Other colors are the same tape but with pigment that decreases efficiency

I got orange tape, if I blast it with my uv flashlight it glows green

I should get a uv flashlight

ill ask cole tomorrow

for now im going to bed lmao

sweet dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtos2G44gTQ

I'd buy one if this didnt cost $600

FUCK YEAH

At last

It is here

D E U S
W O O F

It's rather wrinkled and there's little threads popping out the sides

but it's here

Fuck I need a frame for this

hey, not specifically chink shit

but on amazon, is there a way to search so youre just looking at stuff sold by amazon itself

not some random with a marketplace

down the bottom corner

sold by: Amazon

should be a box on the left

cheers

@Sapharanth buy a frame for Deus woof now

Ikea has a perfect one

RIBBA is the name iirc

Ri🅱:b:a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9l41zNWlxY
Dave is on vacation so his channel was overrun by /csg/ enthusiasts