```You reviewed us on our soft launch with a 50% discount ? You massive, massive prick. The point of a soft launch is to iron out problems, hence the discount. Please go fuck yourself you unprofessional tosser.

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from https://straightuplondon.com/restaurants/temper-city-bank/

I love this kind of shit

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Please go fuck yourself you unprofessional tosser.
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Damn

he's still feeling that one

The Chinese take their online reviews serious <:alismirk:230784726615588865> <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

dear please 5 stars

i always give 5 stars

on ali at least

lol

I give 4-5

Depends

I leave pictures for my pens

>giving 5 stars just for warranty extensions
This should be illegal

But i rate the products accordingly

i mean the delivery feedback bit lol

@Sdeck37 what pens do you have?

`plz rate 5 stars in 3 dreys after order to get 6 month free warranty extra`

Yes delivery always 5, unless they really fuck up.

ye

I am not making this up

🤷

Go to some cheap gook store and see the warranty policy

@bentech Jinhao, Baor, New Hero and other no name stuff

I had to dig an old XLR cable out of storage, chinks didn't provide one

Double Superlux action

Comfy asmr

@Julian be careful what you wish for

kek

What Audio Interface are you using?

Focusrite solo 1st gen

got a refurb one cheaper than a chink alternative

Wait then it's one microphone

You liar!

other one isn't plugged in <:chink:323022148870602752> it's USB

I don't know how I'd make that work

maybe assign one to left and one to right

Cubase has a lot of options