Message from @kontroll

Discord ID: 439059518198906880


2018-04-26 12:00:58 UTC  

thanks boys, i ordered a redmi 5, should get here in a couple weeks 😄

2018-04-26 12:03:30 UTC  

not a note 5? 🤔

2018-04-26 12:04:10 UTC  

whichever one ______ global

2018-04-26 12:04:45 UTC  

yeah note 5 global

2018-04-26 12:04:52 UTC  

ah nice

2018-04-26 12:05:10 UTC  

im happy because i've been on bill pay forever and i hate it

2018-04-26 12:06:34 UTC  

Whats the conversion ratio on banggoodboy points?

2018-04-26 12:07:01 UTC  

Also I failed to get my Mi A1 same-day 😦

2018-04-26 12:07:19 UTC  

I was out raiding Maplin's closing down sale when they delivered and they didn't leave it with a neighbour

2018-04-26 12:22:29 UTC  

around what time chinks bush new "summer" gear out

2018-04-26 12:22:45 UTC  

waitting for 2018 bag /backpack stuff

2018-04-26 12:38:14 UTC  

wew

2018-04-26 12:43:39 UTC  

Anyone got one of those meme sonic screwdrivers?

2018-04-26 13:17:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/439052508501901315/unknown.png

2018-04-26 13:18:00 UTC  

>science prepares for pregnancy

2018-04-26 13:40:55 UTC  

>botnet pregnancy testing kit

2018-04-26 13:45:02 UTC  

i hope it has speaker

2018-04-26 13:45:26 UTC  

"PLEASE UPGRADE YOUR PREGNANCY O METER FOR PRENIUM TO UNLOCK YOUR ANSWER"

2018-04-26 13:45:42 UTC  

>Science prepares for pregnancy

2018-04-26 13:45:46 UTC  

<:chink:323022148870602752>

2018-04-26 13:45:54 UTC  

or "FIRMWARE UPGRADE NEEDED BEFORE MEASUREMENTS PLEASE LOGIN TO YOUR XIAOMI ACCOUNT TO PROCEED"

2018-04-26 13:46:11 UTC  

When is babby science due, you think?

2018-04-26 13:46:32 UTC  

"OOPS YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED WITH RSA 2048 AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BIRTH WITHOUT PAYING US 10 BITCOINS"

2018-04-26 13:46:35 UTC  

install a custom rom on your termometer

2018-04-26 13:47:18 UTC  

also "congrats your child is female with bias towards other females"

2018-04-26 13:47:52 UTC  

Pajeets super birth mod
Sony aryan female mod
Added Chinese brain libs
Debloated fat
Beats library for better sound on thermometer
Bugs: never heard of them <:alithink:327930371796893698>

2018-04-26 13:50:45 UTC  

CAnt wait for the custom firmware that lets you fake pregnancy to your cuck husband

2018-04-26 13:51:39 UTC  

defatted*

2018-04-26 13:52:02 UTC  

Use magisk and change apk data with luckypatcher
>pajeets fake white baby mod 2017

2018-04-26 13:52:16 UTC  

Its supposed to be pajeet English Tervy

2018-04-26 13:52:36 UTC  

wipe dalvik 6 times n00b

2018-04-26 13:52:50 UTC  

install some random shit off of xda dev

2018-04-26 13:53:15 UTC  

Pajeets still support my galaxy ace from 2010

2018-04-26 13:53:23 UTC  

Yes GALAXY ACE

2018-04-26 14:05:13 UTC  

First android phone, go

2018-04-26 14:05:16 UTC  

HTC Magic

2018-04-26 14:05:29 UTC  

It had a fucking TRACK BALL on it

2018-04-26 14:05:31 UTC  

amazing phone

2018-04-26 14:05:40 UTC  

redmi note 3 pro <:alismirk:230784726615588865>