Message from @kontroll
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thanks boys, i ordered a redmi 5, should get here in a couple weeks 😄
not a note 5? 🤔
whichever one ______ global
yeah note 5 global
ah nice
im happy because i've been on bill pay forever and i hate it
Whats the conversion ratio on banggoodboy points?
Also I failed to get my Mi A1 same-day 😦
I was out raiding Maplin's closing down sale when they delivered and they didn't leave it with a neighbour
around what time chinks bush new "summer" gear out
waitting for 2018 bag /backpack stuff
wew
Anyone got one of those meme sonic screwdrivers?
>science prepares for pregnancy
>botnet pregnancy testing kit
i hope it has speaker
"PLEASE UPGRADE YOUR PREGNANCY O METER FOR PRENIUM TO UNLOCK YOUR ANSWER"
>Science prepares for pregnancy
or "FIRMWARE UPGRADE NEEDED BEFORE MEASUREMENTS PLEASE LOGIN TO YOUR XIAOMI ACCOUNT TO PROCEED"
When is babby science due, you think?
"OOPS YOUR INFORMATION HAS BEEN ENCRYPTED WITH RSA 2048 AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO BIRTH WITHOUT PAYING US 10 BITCOINS"
install a custom rom on your termometer
also "congrats your child is female with bias towards other females"
Pajeets super birth mod
Sony aryan female mod
Added Chinese brain libs
Debloated fat
Beats library for better sound on thermometer
Bugs: never heard of them <:alithink:327930371796893698>
CAnt wait for the custom firmware that lets you fake pregnancy to your cuck husband
defatted*
Use magisk and change apk data with luckypatcher
>pajeets fake white baby mod 2017
Its supposed to be pajeet English Tervy
wipe dalvik 6 times n00b
install some random shit off of xda dev
Pajeets still support my galaxy ace from 2010
Yes GALAXY ACE
First android phone, go
HTC Magic
It had a fucking TRACK BALL on it
amazing phone
redmi note 3 pro <:alismirk:230784726615588865>