Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 444895679568019467


2018-05-12 13:39:46 UTC  

welp I havent even seen that shaver anywhere in this country

2018-05-12 13:41:41 UTC  

the places we have is coles, woolworths, *costco*, iga and aldi

2018-05-12 14:49:01 UTC  

@💜 Meido 💜 sounds like burgerland

2018-05-12 14:49:57 UTC  

I'll include some other stores too bad they're not grocers

2018-05-12 14:51:28 UTC  

Shavershop, Myer, David Jones' locker, Harvey Norman, jb hifi

2018-05-12 14:56:09 UTC  

>trusting chinese with shavers when they can't even grow beards

2018-05-12 14:57:26 UTC  

who said they use them for beards

2018-05-12 15:01:50 UTC  

a trimmer for pubes would be really useful tbh

2018-05-12 15:05:06 UTC  

I can already see the product titles on ali "electric bush destroyer"

2018-05-12 15:06:57 UTC  

"usb c waterproof clean penis triple blade shaver"

2018-05-12 15:08:56 UTC  

Man Female electric Razor Handle 5 in 1 multifunction Women Razor armpit pubes hair shaving machine Razor shaver Face cleaner
http://s.aliexpress.com/fQfqIjyA?fromSns=Discord

2018-05-12 15:59:26 UTC  

@Julian had my business when you said usb c

2018-05-12 16:10:05 UTC  

Someone got a link to to that butterfly razor?

2018-05-12 16:13:08 UTC  

the one I keep shilling?

2018-05-12 16:15:10 UTC  

Yes, the one with numbers

2018-05-12 16:15:16 UTC  

that's the one

2018-05-12 16:16:10 UTC  

@Matthew >QSHAVE

2018-05-12 16:16:24 UTC  

the fuck, I bought a shaver cover from this brand from german amazon

2018-05-12 16:16:30 UTC  

I hope I didn't get jewed out too hard

2018-05-12 16:16:35 UTC  

chink'd

2018-05-12 16:16:57 UTC  

I mean I needed it like within the same week so probably worth

2018-05-12 16:17:19 UTC  

My other cheap razor broke

2018-05-12 16:17:33 UTC  

I've had this one since 11.11

2018-05-12 16:17:35 UTC  

gotta need another one for summer trip

2018-05-12 16:17:36 UTC  

it's fuckin' comfy

2018-05-12 16:17:54 UTC  

If it's shit, it's once again a burger's fault <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-05-12 16:19:01 UTC  

@Matthew ho boy

2018-05-12 16:19:26 UTC  

this razer is literally what they sell at a local drug store

2018-05-12 16:19:42 UTC  

>cartridge razors

2018-05-12 16:19:46 UTC  

pricing nearly identical

2018-05-12 16:19:46 UTC  

hm

2018-05-12 16:19:47 UTC  

It's like you like wasting money

2018-05-12 16:19:56 UTC  

nigga I bought a volvo what do you think

2018-05-12 16:20:25 UTC  

https://www.amazon.de/n/dp/B06XGVRQKP/
19 eurobucks and i don't even get my name on it REEEEE

2018-05-12 16:20:38 UTC  

let me just throw 500 euros into my yearly dealer service checkup

2018-05-12 16:20:53 UTC  

wait

2018-05-12 16:20:53 UTC  

more

2018-05-12 16:21:02 UTC  

probably like 600

2018-05-12 16:21:19 UTC  

I shudder to think of how much money I've wasted before chinkshit