I'm a wish shitter now

I saw this cool thing on Wish once before

It was that thing they used in that movie davinci code

the code cylinder

Cryptex

I've bought a couple things from Wish. Waiting on them to arrive, one came today, will report back. Any guesses?

Vibrating nipple clamps

That would be a pleasant surprise, but alas, unless they're in the big box, no such luck.

Maybe you have unusually large nipples. I don't judge

Alas, Kickstarter games.

Kiclstarter games from wish?

Nah, I got a Wish order, Intl-Outdoor, Kickstarter, and US but made in China.

Kickstarter, 970 shipments, fulfillment company fucked up 64, mixed up people who ordered 1 or ordered multiple, so I got an extra copy. Neat.

So I'm 2 and 2 on Wish orders now.

Sign up freebie laser pointer and bolt removers have arrived, obviously fake MicroSDXC got refunded for being fake, and another laser pointer never arrived, got refunded.

Wasn't sure what was in that big box until I opened, no customs label.

Aha

It's uh

small dildos

Bolt extractors seem okay, sound hardened, but the big ones drive is off center

I knew it, I was just testing you

And you passed

@Krieger The Viking Plague Doctor also the flashlights are for lighting up my anal speculum, of course.

Gping to use them as bolt extractors or for breaking into locks

AHA

Please demonstrate this for me

N-no homo of course

Oh, that's not a terrible idea, does that work well?

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What is the best cheap chink shit I can buy

Assuming shipping time is a non factor

I bought a kitty litter shit scooper at Walmart for 94 cents

http://s.aliexpress.com/YVNFzi2Y Replace all the indicator LEDs in your life with these.

🤔

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2016-New-style-wrist-watch-fashion-and-casual-quartz-watch-with-PU-leather-strap-relogio-masculino/32752513528.html

Aww thanks euro man. Added

The LEDs that is

Shame I just got ripped off by some kike on Amazon for the very same thing

Euro man?