Message from @nitrokojote
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What's the best chink shit to buy today
a shark
<:shark_chink:230982717200793600>
Already got a 64gb one
Next
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nothing
the winning move is to not play
I need to burn some shekels and I want some fun shit to fuck around with.
no Dear
this shark
buy a big ol mousepad
Nice shark. I'll buy one.
get an ukulele, I don't know what chink ukes are worth though
but they make banjoleles
21/23 Inch Professional Sapele Dolphin Pattern Ukelele Guitar Mahogany Neck Delicate Tuning Peg 4 Strings Wood Ukulele Gift NEW
http://s.aliexpress.com/Nn2Y7Rje?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard
oh makes me remember that Xiaomi produces an ukulele, the populele
wot
isn't the populele xiaomi ?
doesnt look like it
https://fr.gearbest.com/guitar/pp_1117365.html "Xiaomi Populele"
@dontpanic there hasnt been a chinkshit worth buying since 2017
dunno the xiaomi a1 looks like pretty good chinkshit to me
yeah but
there's nothing new
nothing gimmicky*
Xiaomi's the only one consistently putting out new stuff
now's a good time to buy a meme fan
that's worth buying
and innovating in new fields and releasing new products
where is the rest of china adoing
yeah because that happens every day right
inb4 no innovations today... sad
~~trying to survive in their polluted post apocalyptic hellhole~~
eh, just chinese things I guess
shenzhen?
