But fuck that

"If it ain't broke don't fix it"

let's just use a bad single touch screen

Good quote

Voice recognition sure thing mate

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If I was a small business I'd sell my PoS to the Google voice botnet

it'd be sick

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peak chink

Google would pay you lots, but you'd be part of the voicenet

"ok Google get me a phuckin beesechurger"
"That'll be 2.95 from your Google pay balance. Accept?"

Amazon also in the voice/camera** a battle for ad revenue

McDonalds almost got a good kiosk but I see the counters still use MS Dos for tickets and order tracking

yes

Amazon's AI is a fucking joke, just compare the Google Smart Displays to Alexa Show and it's not a good showing that they can get trounced so clean this many years into the game

Literally who cares, what hacker is going to try and steal super sensitive burger secrets

Literally applies to everyone else, you can't have a good personal assistant without having a decennia of user data to train and test it with

and Android just so happened to be used on billions of devices from thousands of OEM's all hooked into Google services by legal wrangling, you can't beat that tbh

google botnet stronk for the foreseeable future lmao

They own the internet

Well not really but have all the power

Honestly it's a small dream of mine to try start a cafe with bonet tech but hand crafted drinks

Would be neat

A place specifically targeting the 'Sit inside on a laptop for 8 fucking hours" crowd

Selling watered down coffee at $5 and garbage wifi?

I see what you mean

Universities can put Ethernet and AC into every desk

so why not Ethernet at every table tbh

4 letters

Bandwidth costs mainly

Appl

"Is this the wifi cable?"

could sell a small selection of dongles

Apple users love dongles

And that is a terrible bussiness plan, those fucks dont buy shit and take up real estate which is the most expensive part of your business in tha trendy area of town.

The problem is it'd take a LOT of real estate to try house a small crowd of laptop fuckers

Sell cheap knockoff cables and dongles
Open up during late times (when tech shop close down) and profit lmfao

Unkess you mean something like a less depressive net cafe

I guarantee they'll at least buy cheap coffee refills through a mobile order or web app so they don't have to talk to people lol

not good profits tho