Message from @Matthew

Discord ID: 475714322484428801


2018-08-05 16:41:38 UTC  

Very christian

2018-08-05 16:42:04 UTC  

Ikr

2018-08-05 16:49:52 UTC  

@Millwood @Matthew link to said razor

2018-08-05 16:52:16 UTC  

@Julian YINTAL Full Zinc Alloy Safety Razor For Men Adjustable 1-6 Files Close Shaving Classic Double Edge Razors
http://s.aliexpress.com/ZBBRVJVj?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard

2018-08-05 16:52:54 UTC  

2018-08-05 16:56:59 UTC  

@Julian don't do it

2018-08-05 16:57:08 UTC  

please don't do it

2018-08-05 17:04:19 UTC  

Do it

2018-08-05 17:04:31 UTC  

Safety razors are bae

2018-08-05 17:12:45 UTC  

I know

2018-08-05 17:12:46 UTC  

I have one

2018-08-05 17:12:50 UTC  

>

2018-08-05 17:12:59 UTC  

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2018-08-05 17:13:13 UTC  

you have been visited by the chinky fish of shopping

2018-08-05 17:13:28 UTC  

What do I need to reply with then Julian?

2018-08-05 17:13:32 UTC  

Nihao?

2018-08-05 17:14:27 UTC  

Reply with "Dear, I will Dispute", or long shipping times and poor quality will befall you

2018-08-05 17:14:40 UTC  

Dear, I will dispute

2018-08-05 17:15:35 UTC  

what does the dial on the razor do?

2018-08-05 17:16:21 UTC  

Its bluetooth razor fren, for call friends

2018-08-05 17:18:52 UTC  

It controls the amount of edginess

2018-08-05 17:19:40 UTC  

From school shooting jokes to outright anti semitism

2018-08-05 17:23:20 UTC  

@Julian mine's qshave branded

2018-08-05 17:23:38 UTC  

That said, razor itself has no branding on it so they're probably the same

2018-08-05 17:25:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/475715923446071344/IMG_20180805_192504.jpg

2018-08-05 17:28:18 UTC  

@Millwood I told you 6 was manlyman mode

2018-08-05 17:28:20 UTC  

Bitch

2018-08-05 17:28:34 UTC  

Yeah, you were right

2018-08-05 17:28:44 UTC  

I was using it on 4 the first time, 6 today

2018-08-05 17:28:54 UTC  

Poo blades aren't the sharpest so easy

2018-08-05 17:56:43 UTC  

kek I got a qshave oneblade case

2018-08-05 17:56:51 UTC  

I erased the Q on the case

2018-08-05 17:56:57 UTC  

now it makes sense

2018-08-05 17:58:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/189466684938125312/475724264083947521/IMG_20180801_184328__01.jpg

2018-08-05 17:58:27 UTC  
2018-08-05 17:58:48 UTC  

damn straight

2018-08-05 17:59:08 UTC  

get it?

2018-08-05 17:59:13 UTC  

straight razor

2018-08-05 17:59:13 UTC  

Well you'd cut yourself otherwise

2018-08-05 17:59:29 UTC  

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2018-08-05 17:59:44 UTC  

can't cut yourself if the neckbeard protects your skin