Message from @Cactus

Discord ID: 492248943804153856


2018-09-20 07:40:05 UTC  

>be American
>want to pay at the store
>unholstered my holster to retrieve smartly hidden money
>guy thinks I'm gonna pull out my gun
>get shot

2018-09-20 07:40:09 UTC  

<:tipsfedora:383326576609329162>

2018-09-20 07:43:44 UTC  

>Pays with phone

2018-09-20 07:44:21 UTC  

>phones emit radiation, kiddo. *Shoots*

2018-09-20 07:44:24 UTC  

>phone gets hacked
>lose all your money

2018-09-20 07:44:30 UTC  

kek

2018-09-20 07:44:38 UTC  

Paranoia is one hell of a drug

2018-09-20 07:45:00 UTC  

Mine is quite weak

2018-09-20 07:45:19 UTC  

There are some fags who go full gentoo out of paranoia

2018-09-20 07:46:06 UTC  

Honestly I am only paranoid about my money and don't care about the botnet getting anything else

2018-09-20 07:52:12 UTC  

*unsheathes survival knife*

2018-09-20 07:52:22 UTC  

STOP DROP YOUR WEAPON

2018-09-20 07:52:26 UTC  

no this isnt a

2018-09-20 07:52:32 UTC  

HE ISNT SURRENDING SHOOT HIM

2018-09-20 08:02:51 UTC  

*unsheathes phone*

2018-09-20 08:03:00 UTC  

OI U GOWT A LOICENSE FO DAT MOITE?

2018-09-20 08:03:20 UTC  

no wait im no-

2018-09-20 08:03:31 UTC  

I SEE A MEME, U R A UNDER ARREST

2018-09-20 08:15:58 UTC  

Who here rocks Redmi note 5?

2018-09-20 08:19:43 UTC  

sorry im using a redmi note 3

2018-09-20 08:21:33 UTC  

how would a redmi note 5 compared to

2018-09-20 08:21:35 UTC  

iphone 6

2018-09-20 08:21:42 UTC  

would it be a downgrade?

2018-09-20 08:21:49 UTC  

The normal 6

2018-09-20 08:21:53 UTC  

Lemme check that on you

2018-09-20 08:22:34 UTC  

I would call it an upgrade

2018-09-20 08:22:37 UTC  

Better screen, battery

2018-09-20 08:22:51 UTC  

Its really hard to compare Android OS to iOS

2018-09-20 08:22:58 UTC  

But I would say Note 5 would run a bit smoother

2018-09-20 08:23:03 UTC  

i prefer android os

2018-09-20 08:23:13 UTC  

and yeah just normal 6

2018-09-20 08:23:33 UTC  

does the redmi feel well built?

2018-09-20 08:23:33 UTC  

Yeah, what I meant is, iOS usually runs smoother than Android

2018-09-20 08:23:42 UTC  

Except with older devices

2018-09-20 08:23:58 UTC  

ye ik what you mean

2018-09-20 08:24:01 UTC  

IIRC an iOS update on the iPhone 4 made its so shitty it wasn't even funny

2018-09-20 08:24:08 UTC  

lol

2018-09-20 08:24:13 UTC  

But Note 5 would be an update

2018-09-20 08:24:23 UTC  

seems super cheap

2018-09-20 08:24:27 UTC  

ENjoy your better bigger screen, 1 1/2 battery

2018-09-20 08:24:37 UTC  

1 and a half day battery