a very good safety razor

@Jignx in the eye or skull, sure.

@Matthew jokes on you that's all I use at work <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

I go through like 2-3 disposable pens during my shift

that razor seems like the perfect christmas gift

especially if you engrave it

not because I write so much, but because our company orders such trash that they dry out after 7 minutes of writing

HOWEVER

throwing a plastic disposable pen full force against a wall is SO relaxing

and not to mention how it seems all personalised

They don't give you the shitty tablet to sign shit? @Cole

and people will think you spent a lot on them

@Millwood nigga dear how many times do I say this

I'm a shift supervisor, not a delivery boi

How would I know

because I repeat this in csg twice a month? <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

Never heard before

SHIFT DEEZ NUTS

just go and throw a disposable pen against a wall right now

free zen advice from your boy Cole

Might try

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Magic-Towel-100pc-lot-Mini-Portable-Face-Care-Cotton-Compressed-Towel-For-Outdoor-Travel-Health-Sports/32637702002.html

compressed towels

also my Ugreen Bluetooth thingy arrived today

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Ugreen-3-5mm-Bluetooth-Audio-Receiver-Universal-Car-Speaker-Music-Receiver-Adapter-with-Microphone-for-Headphone/32624733221.html

this

button's a little rattly but nothing a piece of electrical tape couldn't fix

aptx is nice

@Jignx might have to cop those on 11/11

100 pieces is a lot

you could grab 500

and throw them anywhere

and never finish using them

how good are these to remove ... erm.. yogurt?

holy shit no

not buying

you can find ones with free shipping

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/50-Pcs-Mini-Disposable-Compressed-Towels-Portable-Face-Washcloth-Camping-Travel-H0VH-Drop-shipping/32838560500.html

they're like wet tissues

if you ever used them