Message from @Matthew

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2018-11-05 12:54:54 UTC  

>android tablets are so shit that google abandoned it

2018-11-05 12:54:56 UTC  

that explains a lot

2018-11-05 12:54:57 UTC  

🤔

2018-11-05 12:57:33 UTC  

11.11 soon!

2018-11-05 12:57:42 UTC  

@Cole glad you like them, fren. Remember to buy decent refills

2018-11-05 12:57:59 UTC  

Parker obviously

2018-11-05 12:58:00 UTC  

But it seems like only a small discount added on top of big discounts

2018-11-05 12:58:10 UTC  

but so far the originals seem alright

2018-11-05 12:58:19 UTC  

might get my mileage out of those first

2018-11-05 12:58:38 UTC  

but I tested a Parker refill and it worked so I'll buy some

2018-11-05 12:59:05 UTC  

How much did you pay for the pens, again?

2018-11-05 12:59:19 UTC  

What pens?

2018-11-05 12:59:28 UTC  

Because you're gonna die laughing when you see them in some edgelord store for $35

2018-11-05 13:08:40 UTC  

@Matthew 9.96 dorra for two

2018-11-05 13:08:57 UTC  

I love that they don't feel like the gaudy super tactical pens

2018-11-05 13:09:18 UTC  

glass breaker is sharp as hell though

2018-11-05 13:12:15 UTC  

You will literally never be able to use a plastic disposable again without feeling 🤢

2018-11-05 13:17:05 UTC  

can you stab people with it

2018-11-05 13:17:05 UTC  

🤔

2018-11-05 13:17:16 UTC  

You can stab people with anything if you try hard enough.

2018-11-05 13:17:23 UTC  

But yes, the glass breaker is pretty damn sharp

2018-11-05 13:23:05 UTC  

>tactical pen

2018-11-05 13:23:08 UTC  

😂

2018-11-05 13:25:36 UTC  

tactical pen is

2018-11-05 13:26:12 UTC  

cool they engrave it for you

2018-11-05 13:27:37 UTC  

Those razors are great

2018-11-05 13:27:51 UTC  

This is the clone of the Merkur Futur

2018-11-05 13:28:00 UTC  

a very good safety razor

2018-11-05 13:28:06 UTC  

@Jignx in the eye or skull, sure.

2018-11-05 13:28:19 UTC  

@Matthew jokes on you that's all I use at work <:alismirk:230784726615588865>

2018-11-05 13:28:36 UTC  

I go through like 2-3 disposable pens during my shift

2018-11-05 13:28:51 UTC  

that razor seems like the perfect christmas gift

2018-11-05 13:28:56 UTC  

especially if you engrave it

2018-11-05 13:28:57 UTC  

not because I write so much, but because our company orders such trash that they dry out after 7 minutes of writing

2018-11-05 13:29:08 UTC  

HOWEVER

2018-11-05 13:29:19 UTC  

throwing a plastic disposable pen full force against a wall is SO relaxing

2018-11-05 13:29:22 UTC  

and not to mention how it seems all personalised

2018-11-05 13:29:28 UTC  

They don't give you the shitty tablet to sign shit? @Cole

2018-11-05 13:29:29 UTC  

and people will think you spent a lot on them