My mic drivers are uninstalled and my webcam is taped up. Hack me, faggot.

I don't opt-in to organ donation because some doctor will suicide me.

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https://s.hdnux.com/photos/72/44/16/15352704/9/920x920.jpg

https://www.usnews.com/dims4/USNEWS/27af308/2147483647/thumbnail/640x420/quality/85/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beam.usnews.com%2F25%2F306b71290bd8c6325c1e8a8eba3a8d%2Fresizes%2F1500%2Fmedia%3Aa455743f61104d028137da7436307179APTOPIX_Brazil_Da_Silva_45643.jpg

Who is Tommy Chong waving at?

the police who want to arrest him

omg no tommy

mako soldiers

I'm actually allergic to the gluten free diet xD

most of the substitutes are with corn

also, developing a corn allergy after leaving home sucks

because like, no candy when I lived at home

and now no candy as an adult

half the time I'm just like 'ah screw it" *takes benadryl*

I mean, peach rings are good dude

corn allergy would suck if you're american...

I dunno my family's that weird like "they won't die" type of old people

great great gramps was 105

most people live until the 90s and 100s in my mom's whole side

so

weird people

I mean LA's less liberal than SACRAMENTO

but like, what does taht say

Austin is like a bunch of democrats surrounded by a land of guns

so they're not as bold

just imagine the people from Austin but with no fear of ever being spoken back to

and in fact HAVING NEVER BEEN SPOKEN BACK TO

IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES

because the WHOLE STATE IS BONKERS

From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force, take a drink from the Ohio River or set a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by memes.

um

well then

get some sun

I've had people try to explain to me that burlesque isnt sexual

Make a robot do it for you.

y would you pierce your back with metal rods

they aren't that far from nerves

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where is the barb? pussies

I don't have any friends who are into bdsm :^)