Message from @elliseliz

Discord ID: 432094148691099659


2018-04-07 06:20:18 UTC  

Look, the way I view it is, you can't agree with any political on about 20-30% of the issues, either you or that party is a little insane.

2018-04-07 06:20:31 UTC  

*political party

2018-04-07 06:41:35 UTC  

My mic drivers are uninstalled and my webcam is taped up. Hack me, faggot.

2018-04-07 06:52:55 UTC  

I don't opt-in to organ donation because some doctor will suicide me.

2018-04-07 07:01:50 UTC  

Who is Tommy Chong waving at?

2018-04-07 07:02:06 UTC  

the police who want to arrest him

2018-04-07 07:02:17 UTC  

omg no tommy

2018-04-07 07:11:54 UTC  

mako soldiers

2018-04-07 08:03:12 UTC  

I'm actually allergic to the gluten free diet xD

2018-04-07 08:03:18 UTC  

most of the substitutes are with corn

2018-04-07 08:03:25 UTC  

also, developing a corn allergy after leaving home sucks

2018-04-07 08:03:30 UTC  

because like, no candy when I lived at home

2018-04-07 08:03:33 UTC  

and now no candy as an adult

2018-04-07 08:03:42 UTC  

half the time I'm just like 'ah screw it" *takes benadryl*

2018-04-07 08:03:45 UTC  

I mean, peach rings are good dude

2018-04-07 08:10:35 UTC  

corn allergy would suck if you're american...

2018-04-07 08:27:45 UTC  

I dunno my family's that weird like "they won't die" type of old people

2018-04-07 08:27:52 UTC  

great great gramps was 105

2018-04-07 08:28:03 UTC  

most people live until the 90s and 100s in my mom's whole side

2018-04-07 08:28:05 UTC  

so

2018-04-07 08:28:06 UTC  

weird people

2018-04-07 08:36:14 UTC  

I mean LA's less liberal than SACRAMENTO

2018-04-07 08:36:17 UTC  

but like, what does taht say

2018-04-07 08:36:52 UTC  

Austin is like a bunch of democrats surrounded by a land of guns

2018-04-07 08:36:55 UTC  

so they're not as bold

2018-04-07 08:37:10 UTC  

just imagine the people from Austin but with no fear of ever being spoken back to

2018-04-07 08:37:17 UTC  

and in fact HAVING NEVER BEEN SPOKEN BACK TO

2018-04-07 08:37:21 UTC  

IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES

2018-04-07 08:37:29 UTC  

because the WHOLE STATE IS BONKERS

2018-04-07 08:48:00 UTC  

From whence shall we expect the approach of danger? Shall some transatlantic giant step the earth and crush us at a blow? Never! All the armies of Europe and Asia could not, by force, take a drink from the Ohio River or set a track on the Blue Ridge in the trial of a thousand years. If destruction be our lot, we ourselves must be its author and finisher. As a nation of free men, we will live forever, or die by memes.

2018-04-07 08:48:29 UTC  

um

2018-04-07 08:48:33 UTC  

well then

2018-04-07 09:01:25 UTC  

get some sun

2018-04-07 09:02:07 UTC  

I've had people try to explain to me that burlesque isnt sexual

2018-04-07 09:04:12 UTC  

Make a robot do it for you.

2018-04-07 09:05:55 UTC  

y would you pierce your back with metal rods

2018-04-07 09:06:06 UTC  

they aren't that far from nerves

2018-04-07 09:06:43 UTC  

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