Message from @Sergio Bosque

Discord ID: 542397463533715460


2019-02-05 17:24:06 UTC  

it is red

2019-02-05 17:24:18 UTC  

but i have a social contract with my house's spiders

2019-02-05 17:24:34 UTC  

they dont show themselves, and in exchange i dont look for them

2019-02-05 17:24:38 UTC  

so they can eat the bugs

2019-02-05 17:24:43 UTC  

and i can be freed of bugs

2019-02-05 17:25:00 UTC  

if one breaks the contract by showing itself, i will inmediately punch it

2019-02-05 17:25:34 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428940051896860672/542395373541392395/female-wolf-spider-Flicker-p.png

2019-02-05 17:25:36 UTC  

and no gay ass paper squashing. I dont like presenting the palm of my hand in case they have teeth. It is a punch.

2019-02-05 17:25:39 UTC  

fuck you man

2019-02-05 17:25:44 UTC  

that is terrifying

2019-02-05 17:26:00 UTC  

That's the Wolf Spider... It's a good momma and another friendly spider. No squshie, good friend.

2019-02-05 17:26:03 UTC  

Kills the bad bugs.

2019-02-05 17:26:13 UTC  

as long as it respects the contract

2019-02-05 17:26:36 UTC  

if i see that on my wall i am taking out my carbine

2019-02-05 17:27:09 UTC  

no joke, that spider will NEVER bother you on purpose... It prefers low light, mild temp, slightly damp, doesn't make a web, etc.

2019-02-05 17:27:16 UTC  

If you see that thing it's because your house is on fire.

2019-02-05 17:27:27 UTC  

just what i needed

2019-02-05 17:27:41 UTC  

house on fire, plus spider to punish for its transgression

2019-02-05 17:28:31 UTC  

As a spaniard you should love t his thing... The male purrs to seduce the female. https://soundcloud.com/smithsonianmag/male-wolf-spider-purring-sound

2019-02-05 17:33:48 UTC  

i dont think i will watch that... but that does sound nice

2019-02-05 17:33:52 UTC  

does it sing despacito?

2019-02-05 18:46:24 UTC  

LONDON, Feb 5 - A memorial to German philosopher Karl Marx at Highgate Cemetery in north London has been vandalised, the Friends of Highgate Cemetery Trust said on Tuesday.

The Grade-I listed monument appears to have been attacked by a hammer, the Trust added on Twitter

2019-02-05 18:48:25 UTC  

because the sickle couldnt damage it

2019-02-05 22:25:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428940051896860672/542470731145936906/DyYzrBhX4AUXYMT.png

2019-02-06 15:17:33 UTC  

The University of Utrecht says there are too many white people in their university.

2019-02-06 15:17:40 UTC  

<:VeePalm:440213314677768194>

2019-02-06 15:18:17 UTC  

And they want segregation based on gender. <:PeacefulTruck:429152923268939777>

2019-02-06 15:54:25 UTC  

<:patiencepls:542126483049807874>

2019-02-06 16:23:02 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/428940051896860672/542742024835694594/51430995_346102956118107_918820807445053440_o.png

2019-02-06 17:03:26 UTC  

This is amazing

2019-02-06 17:03:28 UTC  

Fucking

2019-02-06 17:03:30 UTC  

Gottem

2019-02-06 17:03:44 UTC  

My god

2019-02-06 17:07:08 UTC  

Watching Sargon in 2019