"When women say they have "wanderlust" what they really mean is "I like expensive vacations in exotic places, like literally everyone else," because I've actually shouldered a pack and walked, hitchhiked, sailed, flown, and ridden bikes, horses, trains, helicopters and motorcycles across every climate known to man on 5 continents as military and civilian, and actually "wandered" the world, and never once did I see a bitch freezing, baking, or getting soaked on lonely roads in the middle of nowhere living out of a pack.
You can spot tons of them "wanderlusting" on safe, all inclusive guided tours in places like Costa Rica, Italy, and Japan though. Lol.
Remember: if she says she likes "exploring," "wandering," or "adventures," she means she likes exploring the nightlife in Cancun, wandering the shopping districts in Paris, and adventuring across the Medditerranean from a lawnchair on the deck of a cruise ship.
All paid by daddy or you, of course. Dont be a schmuck. Tell that bitch to "wander" her happy ass into the kitchen and "explore" some culinary options before your fist sends her teeth on an "adventure" across the room."
