Message from @Hadrian
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I don't think he died in the bunker
South Pole
@Dangerlurking >finds charred body in a bunker in berlin
"Yeah that's PROBABLY hitler, no need to do any more tests"
time travel
That skull that the Russians had as evidence isn't his, it belongs to a woman
yup but didn't it seem like the Russians were holding back evidence?
@Hadrian How would you get a skull from a charred body?
Probably the foothills of Argentina or Chile perhaps
@Der Jäger That they did.
I think it's pretty obvious he fled to South America and lived out the rest of his life in peace, knowing he'd be killed if anybody found out
if its not burned enough bone fragments remain
Hitler only traveled to Argentina to get to Thule.
so many other top level nazis moved to South America
It was a skull and jaw fragment
its reasonble to think he did as well
HE WENT TO THE FALKLAND ISLANDS.
thats why the brits invaded lol
THEN HE SHOT AT THE SAS WHEN THE BRITISH WERE RECLAIMIMG THE ISLANDS.
^ 100% proof
fully legit lol
unless Hitler was actually a reverse-trap?
Are reverse traps gay?
he did have many body doubles iirc
but there are multiple accounts from his staff at the bunker that they saw hitler go into his room
and not come out alive
reverse traps are lesbian
Lol
@Hadrian So it either belonged to a woman who shot herself, or one that got shot by a soviet sniper....
probably the strongest evidence pointing to Hitler commiting suicide is testimony of his dentist
@Der Jäger Um WHAT?
of course his body double was executed to throw off the chase
POPPYCOCK!
Literal Natsies oh my gawd
Oyyyy veeeyyyyyyyy
Literally Hitler you guys...