Fuck you Germs

I mean I could always be a seasonal park ranger

Or go be a farmhand in different states depending on the season

If I go to Europe I don’t want to be a stupid American immigrant taking jobs from the native population

>taking jobs from the native population

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You really got no clue how the job market here works, huh?

Yeah, the native population

Jahmoud, Shithead, Mohammed, Muhammud, Mohamed, and Hyun Li

He is Hyun Li though.

He's asian.

Daily reminder that one year when Romanian and Polish seasonal workers didn't show up half of Dutch asparagus crops withered or rotten
Because there was no one to pick them up

He's Nguyen

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I'm not even kidding, there's a 70% chance his surname is Nguyen

Woah

No it’s not nguyen

Cause I’m hapa

Oh

I have an Irish last name

WMAF

rip for you

Sadly

But your mother's maiden last name was Nguyen wasn't it?

My dad was a rich white dude who came back to Vietnam after the war and got some young viet pussy

are you a supreme gentleman at least?

I’m not a gentleman ree

Yeah it was lmao

Everytime you see a cute hapa here

Her name is fucking Nguyen

I’ve never met a Vietnamese person not named Nguyen

how tall are you?

In all my seven years of living there

5’2

oh

I have a twin brother

Who is 5’11

So it’s not genetics I just ate like shit

Are you sure you're identical twins and not fraternal?