Message from @hedge

Discord ID: 591953621860483083


2019-06-22 09:46:47 UTC  

I'm so fucking horny for art hoes. I want to fuck a coked-out tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edge dyed bobcut bangs. Everytime I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing slutty wiccan minx say "yikes," "y'all," "big mood," "cancelled" or "this is a bop," I get an uncontrollable urge to run up to her and fondle her d cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil onto their contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about van gogh and arctic monkeys and how david foster wallace fans suck and gilles deleuze and VICE news and 'union pool' in williamsburg and steven universe and homeopathy and saveur magazine and taking adderall to pass exams. I'm SO. FUCKING. HORNY.

2019-06-22 10:50:11 UTC  

Yuck

2019-06-22 10:50:16 UTC  

Kill yourself

2019-06-22 10:50:38 UTC  

What would an art hoe thot want with you?

2019-06-22 10:51:26 UTC  

You little shitworm

2019-06-22 10:57:40 UTC  

>pursue my used up gash instead

2019-06-22 10:57:48 UTC  

Shill harder roastie

2019-06-22 10:59:37 UTC  

Is that what you read into that? Heh, retard

2019-06-22 11:05:46 UTC  

Yes, women are as intelligent as vegetables, I get it, you don't need to constantly shove that into people's faces

2019-06-22 11:13:49 UTC  

If Adam and Eve only had two sons did they fuck their mother?

2019-06-22 11:15:27 UTC  

What if first humans were almost Gods but due to inbreeding they became **us**

2019-06-22 11:15:33 UTC  

<:bigbrain:519747550916640769>

2019-06-22 11:17:09 UTC  

Oh I remember now they also fucked angels

2019-06-22 11:24:17 UTC  

Is that canon?

2019-06-22 11:25:11 UTC  

Yes

2019-06-22 11:26:49 UTC  

What verse

2019-06-22 11:29:51 UTC  

When people began to multiply on the face of the ground, and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that they were fair; and they took wives for themselves of all that they chose. Then the Lord said, "My spirit shall not abide in mortals forever, for they are flesh; their days shall be one hundred twenty years." The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went in to the daughters of humans, who bore children to them. These were the heroes that were of old, warriors of renown.

— Genesis 6:1–4, New Revised Standard Version

2019-06-22 11:30:36 UTC  

Damned hoes. Notice how it's only daughters that fucked angels

2019-06-22 11:30:56 UTC  

Then it's confirmed that they fucked their mother

2019-06-22 11:31:17 UTC  

And angels = aliens

2019-06-22 11:32:21 UTC  

Basically demigods

2019-06-22 11:33:41 UTC  

>heroes

2019-06-22 11:36:15 UTC  

Guys how do I summon an angel gf?

2019-06-22 11:37:22 UTC  

I have just the server for that

2019-06-22 13:18:10 UTC  

That's literally how Tato has been born

2019-06-22 13:18:35 UTC  

The very last of Nephilim left on this Earth

2019-06-22 22:06:56 UTC  

Tfw youre tall and in the south and blapipo will just come up and be like ‘ayy you half angel’

2019-06-22 22:16:26 UTC  

Let’s hear it hedge

2019-06-22 23:18:03 UTC  

everyone in the south is pretty big

2019-06-23 05:41:40 UTC  

Nice backyard, front porch looks a tad funky though

2019-06-23 05:44:08 UTC  

I like her derpy face

2019-06-23 05:46:02 UTC  

Can’t tell what kind of chigger she is

2019-06-23 05:46:25 UTC  

Jap

2019-06-23 05:47:24 UTC  

Really? Eyes don’t seem open enough, I suppose it makes sense though given the highly sexualized context

2019-06-23 05:49:48 UTC  

i found her on a JAV porn site so I assumed

2019-06-23 05:50:12 UTC  

Taking dick or just nudes?

2019-06-23 05:50:39 UTC  

full on porn

2019-06-23 05:50:51 UTC  

"Yua Sakuya"

2019-06-23 05:51:22 UTC  

>brb

2019-06-23 05:51:36 UTC  

That’s also a jap as fuck last name lol